Dave Landau

Some of them?

There's one video where a guy, his dog is attacking one dog and some dude runs up out of nowhere and just shoves his finger in one dog's ass.

Yeah, it did, but it was still the most ridiculous thing.

This guy just runs in like he thinks he's Superman.

He's like, I've got it, and just starts fingering the ass.

Is it?

Well, I got a Border Collie at the same time as a Rottweiler, and they were both pretty, you know, they both enjoyed fighting each other.

And you'd always just watch for the tail waggling because they'd be flipping each other over.

Like when we first got the Rott, we went to a dog park because they were like newer to us in Michigan.

And this one dog just kept coming up that was bigger than my Rott but kept kind of like messing with her.

And then finally my rot grabbed her by the neck and flip this dog over and was just like pinning it with her mouth.

And then the dog gave up and was shown its belly.

And I'm like, oh, fuck.

Like, are we going to leave the dog park now?

You know, people were like freaking out and screaming.

But the dog kept like coming up and like nipping my my dog until my dog finally just like attacked back real quick.

Were they just all backing in the corner?

Oh, dude, every one of them just acts right.

I once saw this dog kill one of us with a pencil.

I don't know either.