Dave Landau
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I mean, it wasn't hunting us.
We were just up in, what do you call them, the Smokies?
And it was just a vacation, and it says don't throw food off the balcony.
So, of course, the first thing my son does is throw a hamburger.
And then all we can hear is the woods start moving.
And we look down, and I'm like, there's a bear.
And I didn't know they climb.
So the thing starts climbing up the side of the house.
And eventually we just kind of made enough noise or something that it went back into the woods.
But I'm like looking around like, we have a gun, right?
And I was like, I think we have one.
I'm like, oh, that's good because there's a bear climbing up the fucking house, dude.
And the first thing he did was just chuck a hamburger out to feed the animals.
And I'm like, buddy, I told you.
He's like four or five at the time.