Dave Packard

Oh, I thought it was a euphemism about being poor.

about being broken but saying fast is broken throws off the uh it throws off the cadence so you see these colors here these colors don't run motherfucker why are you holding your nipple like that that's weird my nipple's down here it's not up here if my nipple was up here on my collarbone i could probably make a lot of money

Somebody, somebody, somebody somewhere is really into that.

Well, that day is back.

But the problem is they make it getting naked now.

Raggle Fraggle says, Hey, Sam, last week when you said you knew someone from Louisiana, was I referring to Phil?

I wasn't here last week, sir.

Get your memory checked out.

And no, I don't know anyone named Phil in Louisiana.

This is not somebody anybody would know.

It's just a random person.

whose grandfather died and left him a shit ton of guns so every time i'm like man this is kind of cool or man i want one of these oh yeah i got one of those shut the fuck up man that's neato it is except for when you're like hey this is real cool you're like oh i got one of those they're all right like so fill me in no i'd rather not nope

Yeah, that's the question.

Why, Dave?

You're supposed to run these scams during hunting season.

Yeah, see, they forecast up here.

It's fucking wonderful.

They're like, oh, we can expect anywhere from 1 to 10 inches.

You can't narrow that down.

Oh, no, that already exists.