Dave Packard

That's fair.

I mean, I wasn't seeking dirt roads, but I was surprised.

I was like, I've been hearing about this Georgia Clay forever.

So, on the topic of rednecks, I did some redneck recycling.

If you were done, Sam.

That was like 20 minutes ago.

So... Okay, I don't want to fucking hear about it after your whole Christmas story.

Last time.

Son of a bitch.

So...

Having the job that I have, we have certain projects that are too big for us to handle legally.

If it's over X amount of dollars, they have to be contracted out.

So when we do like 30 mile fucking overlays, like a new road, like a new roads getting paved, we hire a contractor.

Contractor comes in, they set up all their signs, all the happy, hully gully bullshit.

And then after the project's done, they pack up all their shit and they leave.

Well, most of the time they leave some stuff.

And so we go pick it up because we have to mow the ditches.

And we are obligated to keep said stuff for 30 days.

This stuff we've had for two years.

So I'm like, I'm going to take you home.