Dave Packard

And there's no season on them.

I'm just saying.

This is not legal advice.

Well, I think that's the main thing.

You get that little voice in the back of your head because you just did something super fucking illegal.

It's like, I got to get the hell out of here.

So you're not going to take the time to haul everything back and forth because you just want to get in and get out.

I don't know.

Fucking stupid.

The problem is, it's the sixth time you've done it, and they're getting wise.

Backstraps, they're backstrap easy to fucking cut out.

And they're the fucking best meat on there.

So you take the back straps you're taking that's that's that's even on an elk.

You put the back straps in your fucking pack throw the rack on the back and then you're one trip out.

And then you're not traipsing, and in your head at that point, you're not traipsing back and forth with all those trips risking wandering into a game warden.

Anyway, stupidity.

Don't do it.

If you do it, you should see what terminal velocity feels like off of a bridge.

That was Pinochet down in Argentina.

That's okay.