Dave Packard
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Podcast Appearances
1898.
1898.
I win gunfights.
Do you see what I did there, Mike?
Standing there, and then you just get in a fucking stance.
No, you just like get down and you get wide.
But you've got to do it quick.
And then they're like, what the fuck?
Okay.
Why is he like that?
I will warn you.
Any of them bitches that stick their head up way higher than any of the other cows will eat your lunch.
Don't fuck with them.
They're crazy.
I promise you.
We call them high-headed bitches for a reason.
They're really easy to spot.
And a lot of them have really short ears because they either froze off or whatever.
All the high-headed bitches that I have, or most of the high-headed bitches that I've dealt with, their ears are shorter.
Doesn't happen all the time.