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Dave Portnoy

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375 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, I got three little kids. So I bring them here all the time to run around on the weekends. I have the little toy trucks and stuff. And then so they love it. They think it's the coolest thing ever. It is. They fucking love it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Then, maybe it was like four months ago, Dude Perfect opened their new office, and my son watches Dude Perfect, and he watched their tour of their new office, and he was just like, where are your go-karts? Yeah. Why does your shit suck? Yeah, your bitch sucks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Then, maybe it was like four months ago, Dude Perfect opened their new office, and my son watches Dude Perfect, and he watched their tour of their new office, and he was just like, where are your go-karts? Yeah. Why does your shit suck? Yeah, your bitch sucks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Then, maybe it was like four months ago, Dude Perfect opened their new office, and my son watches Dude Perfect, and he watched their tour of their new office, and he was just like, where are your go-karts? Yeah. Why does your shit suck? Yeah, your bitch sucks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know, I saw Dude Perfect. I think they do. I think they're like deep state media because they did a they did like a fun run at my son's school in kindergarten. And all you do is compete and you get a prize. The prize was Dude Perfect backpacks. So every kid walks out with a Dude Perfect backpack, and they're just like, this is awesome. And then boom, they're hook, line, and sinker.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know, I saw Dude Perfect. I think they do. I think they're like deep state media because they did a they did like a fun run at my son's school in kindergarten. And all you do is compete and you get a prize. The prize was Dude Perfect backpacks. So every kid walks out with a Dude Perfect backpack, and they're just like, this is awesome. And then boom, they're hook, line, and sinker.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know, I saw Dude Perfect. I think they do. I think they're like deep state media because they did a they did like a fun run at my son's school in kindergarten. And all you do is compete and you get a prize. The prize was Dude Perfect backpacks. So every kid walks out with a Dude Perfect backpack, and they're just like, this is awesome. And then boom, they're hook, line, and sinker.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do kindergarten parties where they get bottles of Poroso. Poroso sippy cups. Sippy cups. Get them real young.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do kindergarten parties where they get bottles of Poroso. Poroso sippy cups. Sippy cups. Get them real young.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Do kindergarten parties where they get bottles of Poroso. Poroso sippy cups. Sippy cups. Get them real young.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Rogue can do it. This is fucking brilliant. All right, what was the deep dive? Okay. Well, first of all, are you Jewish? I am non-practicing. My dad was or is. My mom is not. Your mom is not, so you're not. So half.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Rogue can do it. This is fucking brilliant. All right, what was the deep dive? Okay. Well, first of all, are you Jewish? I am non-practicing. My dad was or is. My mom is not. Your mom is not, so you're not. So half.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Rogue can do it. This is fucking brilliant. All right, what was the deep dive? Okay. Well, first of all, are you Jewish? I am non-practicing. My dad was or is. My mom is not. Your mom is not, so you're not. So half.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You and Gary Goldman.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You and Gary Goldman.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You and Gary Goldman.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I was one of those kids when I was like younger. I hated all religion. Like I've gotten more mature where if you think that religion is important to you and your relationship with God is important to you. I'm not going to judge.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I was one of those kids when I was like younger. I hated all religion. Like I've gotten more mature where if you think that religion is important to you and your relationship with God is important to you. I'm not going to judge.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I was one of those kids when I was like younger. I hated all religion. Like I've gotten more mature where if you think that religion is important to you and your relationship with God is important to you. I'm not going to judge.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom's Dad STOLE Dynamite & BLEW UP A Bridge w/ Barstool Big Cat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But I was that like shithead kid who's like, this is bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Like, why are we doing anything that was told to us, you know, 3,000 years ago? Yeah. And I've kept that pretty consistent throughout my life.