Dave Trolley

Berkshire Hathaway was originally a textile company. Warren Buffett.

Who for the longest time I thought was Jimmy Buffett's cousin. They're not? Guy used to work with Pete told me that. I've believed him ever since until I said it. Very confidently in mixed company. Talk about a couple of bucks, huh? Not too shabby. Jimmy, I mean. Sure. Rest in peace, right? I wonder who has more money, him or Warren Buffett. Jimmy Buffett or Warren Buffett? Warren Buffett.

Who for the longest time I thought was Jimmy Buffett's cousin. They're not? Guy used to work with Pete told me that. I've believed him ever since until I said it. Very confidently in mixed company. Talk about a couple of bucks, huh? Not too shabby. Jimmy, I mean. Sure. Rest in peace, right? I wonder who has more money, him or Warren Buffett. Jimmy Buffett or Warren Buffett? Warren Buffett.

Who for the longest time I thought was Jimmy Buffett's cousin. They're not? Guy used to work with Pete told me that. I've believed him ever since until I said it. Very confidently in mixed company. Talk about a couple of bucks, huh? Not too shabby. Jimmy, I mean. Sure. Rest in peace, right? I wonder who has more money, him or Warren Buffett. Jimmy Buffett or Warren Buffett? Warren Buffett.

You think so? And it's not even close.

You think so? And it's not even close.

You think so? And it's not even close.

All them margaritas?

All them margaritas?

All them margaritas?

Yeah. His net worth. It's pretty good then. You know what he does? He eats Mickey D's every day. Sure. He could be the next Warren Buffett. There you go.

Yeah. His net worth. It's pretty good then. You know what he does? He eats Mickey D's every day. Sure. He could be the next Warren Buffett. There you go.

Yeah. His net worth. It's pretty good then. You know what he does? He eats Mickey D's every day. Sure. He could be the next Warren Buffett. There you go.

Probably don't have a nice shacket either. Sure. You really like the shacket. It's my shirt. It's my jacket. It's my jacket. Everything. Wear it open. Uh-huh. When you walk outside, it keeps you warm. It's the only thing. It's a thick cut. As a big shacket guy as I am, as you know, has been wearing shackets for a long time. He's been making fun of me for years about my shackets.

Probably don't have a nice shacket either. Sure. You really like the shacket. It's my shirt. It's my jacket. It's my jacket. Everything. Wear it open. Uh-huh. When you walk outside, it keeps you warm. It's the only thing. It's a thick cut. As a big shacket guy as I am, as you know, has been wearing shackets for a long time. He's been making fun of me for years about my shackets.

Probably don't have a nice shacket either. Sure. You really like the shacket. It's my shirt. It's my jacket. It's my jacket. Everything. Wear it open. Uh-huh. When you walk outside, it keeps you warm. It's the only thing. It's a thick cut. As a big shacket guy as I am, as you know, has been wearing shackets for a long time. He's been making fun of me for years about my shackets.

I'll give you that. I've been a shacket guy. Sure. Sometimes you're walking in the city, colder weather, you turn the corner and you turn into fucking Batman real quick with the flaps. And then you're like, because then the titties ain't great. You got the belly button hole. Break out the bat gut. Oh, dude. Yikes. You got a hole, and then you just feel like a fat kid again.

I'll give you that. I've been a shacket guy. Sure. Sometimes you're walking in the city, colder weather, you turn the corner and you turn into fucking Batman real quick with the flaps. And then you're like, because then the titties ain't great. You got the belly button hole. Break out the bat gut. Oh, dude. Yikes. You got a hole, and then you just feel like a fat kid again.

I'll give you that. I've been a shacket guy. Sure. Sometimes you're walking in the city, colder weather, you turn the corner and you turn into fucking Batman real quick with the flaps. And then you're like, because then the titties ain't great. You got the belly button hole. Break out the bat gut. Oh, dude. Yikes. You got a hole, and then you just feel like a fat kid again.

Turn into the penguin real quick. You're like holding it. You're walking sideways. That's why you always make fun of me because my other jacket, my roofing jacket or whatever it is. The welding jacket. That thing looks like you were in Fallujah. That thing stinks, dude. One of the guys that died in fury. It looks like you got back from fucking Desert Storm in that thing.