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Dave Trolley

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2403 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

Man, and they knew every time I came in, Kippy was getting. They were little bangers. They were probably, like, eight inches. You know what I mean? Man, call it a day. You picking sesame seeds out of your. Now, I would walk out, boom, heater. Right off the rip, boom, heater. Pop in there, order. By the time I'm ordering and I'm eating, seven minutes, I'm gone. I'm out back catching heaters.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

Man, and they knew every time I came in, Kippy was getting. They were little bangers. They were probably, like, eight inches. You know what I mean? Man, call it a day. You picking sesame seeds out of your. Now, I would walk out, boom, heater. Right off the rip, boom, heater. Pop in there, order. By the time I'm ordering and I'm eating, seven minutes, I'm gone. I'm out back catching heaters.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

And I would get an hour break, but I would only take a half hour, which I wasn't sure was okay with corporate policy, but I flew by my own rules. Would you cut out a half hour early? Fuck yeah, I would. Fuck yeah, I would. Well, even at 3.30, like the high school kids. Uh-huh, later. Kind of catching the bus. I got football practice. Everybody worked till like 3, 4, or 5. I worked till 6.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

And I would get an hour break, but I would only take a half hour, which I wasn't sure was okay with corporate policy, but I flew by my own rules. Would you cut out a half hour early? Fuck yeah, I would. Fuck yeah, I would. Well, even at 3.30, like the high school kids. Uh-huh, later. Kind of catching the bus. I got football practice. Everybody worked till like 3, 4, or 5. I worked till 6.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

And I would get an hour break, but I would only take a half hour, which I wasn't sure was okay with corporate policy, but I flew by my own rules. Would you cut out a half hour early? Fuck yeah, I would. Fuck yeah, I would. Well, even at 3.30, like the high school kids. Uh-huh, later. Kind of catching the bus. I got football practice. Everybody worked till like 3, 4, or 5. I worked till 6.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

They let me work 10 to 6. Wait, everybody worked what? Everybody would go in at like 7. They all had like lives and stuff. Sure. So they're like, I need to get home by 3. My kids get home. And I'm like, fuck that. You have nobody waiting for you. And this place clears out about 4.15. So Kippy's chilling for the last 90 minutes of the day. You know.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

They let me work 10 to 6. Wait, everybody worked what? Everybody would go in at like 7. They all had like lives and stuff. Sure. So they're like, I need to get home by 3. My kids get home. And I'm like, fuck that. You have nobody waiting for you. And this place clears out about 4.15. So Kippy's chilling for the last 90 minutes of the day. You know.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

They let me work 10 to 6. Wait, everybody worked what? Everybody would go in at like 7. They all had like lives and stuff. Sure. So they're like, I need to get home by 3. My kids get home. And I'm like, fuck that. You have nobody waiting for you. And this place clears out about 4.15. So Kippy's chilling for the last 90 minutes of the day. You know.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

But I think if you sit in your office and you have your lunch, I think that's the respectable move. That seems pretty. But a lot of interoffice. You close it. Clothes for business. Give me my time. But a lot of people think that's a lot of interoffice politics. That could be weird. Fuck them. I agree. Fucking sitting in there next to the vending machine with fucking Dwight and the other guy.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

But I think if you sit in your office and you have your lunch, I think that's the respectable move. That seems pretty. But a lot of interoffice. You close it. Clothes for business. Give me my time. But a lot of people think that's a lot of interoffice politics. That could be weird. Fuck them. I agree. Fucking sitting in there next to the vending machine with fucking Dwight and the other guy.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

But I think if you sit in your office and you have your lunch, I think that's the respectable move. That seems pretty. But a lot of interoffice. You close it. Clothes for business. Give me my time. But a lot of people think that's a lot of interoffice politics. That could be weird. Fuck them. I agree. Fucking sitting in there next to the vending machine with fucking Dwight and the other guy.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

Get the fuck out of here. Will they, won't they? Who knows? Get out of here. No, I agree. You're not intruding on anybody. You can eat your own smelly food if you want. You can have the fucking four-day-old meatballs. I respect that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

Get the fuck out of here. Will they, won't they? Who knows? Get out of here. No, I agree. You're not intruding on anybody. You can eat your own smelly food if you want. You can have the fucking four-day-old meatballs. I respect that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

Get the fuck out of here. Will they, won't they? Who knows? Get out of here. No, I agree. You're not intruding on anybody. You can eat your own smelly food if you want. You can have the fucking four-day-old meatballs. I respect that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

Well, then I'm done buying your fucking lunch. Bastard. Guys, my doors clip was like, you know, be back in 15 or whatever. I saw Tucci do that the other day. Do not disturb. Tucci. He was working on something. I guess he was on set filming something, and he did a little quick video. He was like, I'm back in my trailer. I'm having a little fucking venison bolognese in my trailer. Ooh.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

Well, then I'm done buying your fucking lunch. Bastard. Guys, my doors clip was like, you know, be back in 15 or whatever. I saw Tucci do that the other day. Do not disturb. Tucci. He was working on something. I guess he was on set filming something, and he did a little quick video. He was like, I'm back in my trailer. I'm having a little fucking venison bolognese in my trailer. Ooh.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

Well, then I'm done buying your fucking lunch. Bastard. Guys, my doors clip was like, you know, be back in 15 or whatever. I saw Tucci do that the other day. Do not disturb. Tucci. He was working on something. I guess he was on set filming something, and he did a little quick video. He was like, I'm back in my trailer. I'm having a little fucking venison bolognese in my trailer. Ooh.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

That's got to be K-Putz. Smells like roadkill. Fucking marinara sauce. Tucci, though. Sure. Might get all that cologne on him. All right. But rather than eat with the rest of the people that he's working with, he takes an hour. Sometimes you need a minute. It's too cheap. I get that. You're a fucking day player or whatever. You know what I mean?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

That's got to be K-Putz. Smells like roadkill. Fucking marinara sauce. Tucci, though. Sure. Might get all that cologne on him. All right. But rather than eat with the rest of the people that he's working with, he takes an hour. Sometimes you need a minute. It's too cheap. I get that. You're a fucking day player or whatever. You know what I mean?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Big & Tall Boys w/ Kippy & Foley!

That's got to be K-Putz. Smells like roadkill. Fucking marinara sauce. Tucci, though. Sure. Might get all that cologne on him. All right. But rather than eat with the rest of the people that he's working with, he takes an hour. Sometimes you need a minute. It's too cheap. I get that. You're a fucking day player or whatever. You know what I mean?