Dave Trolley

I never liked that. Oh, you're crazy. Sure, I'm a crazy man. A couple of munchkins straightened you out.

Eating a dead man's munchkin? Yeah. He'll do that, won't you, fatty? Sure. Nah, she never brought... That was never... That, my dad... She was working a graveyard shift. I know. But my dad... Everything was fucking passed over by the time she got in. I do remember... Some wilted Caesar salad. I got in trouble for eating some guy's bagel out of my dad's cafeteria. Or, like, kitchen.

Eating a dead man's munchkin? Yeah. He'll do that, won't you, fatty? Sure. Nah, she never brought... That was never... That, my dad... She was working a graveyard shift. I know. But my dad... Everything was fucking passed over by the time she got in. I do remember... Some wilted Caesar salad. I got in trouble for eating some guy's bagel out of my dad's cafeteria. Or, like, kitchen.

Eating a dead man's munchkin? Yeah. He'll do that, won't you, fatty? Sure. Nah, she never brought... That was never... That, my dad... She was working a graveyard shift. I know. But my dad... Everything was fucking passed over by the time she got in. I do remember... Some wilted Caesar salad. I got in trouble for eating some guy's bagel out of my dad's cafeteria. Or, like, kitchen.

My dad had an office. My dad owned a company. It was a pretty big... At the time. Right. And I just assumed everything was his. They had a snack room. Yeah. Where the guys would put their lunch and stuff. And I ate someone's bagel. How old are you?

My dad had an office. My dad owned a company. It was a pretty big... At the time. Right. And I just assumed everything was his. They had a snack room. Yeah. Where the guys would put their lunch and stuff. And I ate someone's bagel. How old are you?

My dad had an office. My dad owned a company. It was a pretty big... At the time. Right. And I just assumed everything was his. They had a snack room. Yeah. Where the guys would put their lunch and stuff. And I ate someone's bagel. How old are you?

eight but it was a stink where's my bagel i heard it that way first what was what was on it i don't remember butter i might have just been a like a just a straight up bag and i just probably grabbed a coke a can of can of coke and went in the shop and hid behind some fucking old hot water heaters Fucking sawdust in your hair. You know that panic where you know you're about to be in trouble?

eight but it was a stink where's my bagel i heard it that way first what was what was on it i don't remember butter i might have just been a like a just a straight up bag and i just probably grabbed a coke a can of can of coke and went in the shop and hid behind some fucking old hot water heaters Fucking sawdust in your hair. You know that panic where you know you're about to be in trouble?

eight but it was a stink where's my bagel i heard it that way first what was what was on it i don't remember butter i might have just been a like a just a straight up bag and i just probably grabbed a coke a can of can of coke and went in the shop and hid behind some fucking old hot water heaters Fucking sawdust in your hair. You know that panic where you know you're about to be in trouble?

They'd start a circle in the office. Who ate my bagel? Somebody ate my bagel. And I'm like, and they knew. I probably had poppy seeds in my teeth. They probably knew it was fucking me right away. Fat little fat kid running around the office. Likes his way around a carbohydrate. Man. Jesus. Yeah, a guy named Wayne. And then I went to my dad, and my dad's like, did you eat his bagel?

They'd start a circle in the office. Who ate my bagel? Somebody ate my bagel. And I'm like, and they knew. I probably had poppy seeds in my teeth. They probably knew it was fucking me right away. Fat little fat kid running around the office. Likes his way around a carbohydrate. Man. Jesus. Yeah, a guy named Wayne. And then I went to my dad, and my dad's like, did you eat his bagel?

They'd start a circle in the office. Who ate my bagel? Somebody ate my bagel. And I'm like, and they knew. I probably had poppy seeds in my teeth. They probably knew it was fucking me right away. Fat little fat kid running around the office. Likes his way around a carbohydrate. Man. Jesus. Yeah, a guy named Wayne. And then I went to my dad, and my dad's like, did you eat his bagel?

And I was like, yeah. Also, I'm sure my dad was like, you fucking chief, he's a fucking kid. Go buy a new fucking bagel. What amount of money I'm paying you? Oh, man, he looked at you. Fat little baby. That was one of those where I'm like, ah, you can't contain yourself. You cannot. You just like. Because I know you had breakfast. I probably had a bagel on the way in from Wawa. At Twofer? Or Bogo?

And I was like, yeah. Also, I'm sure my dad was like, you fucking chief, he's a fucking kid. Go buy a new fucking bagel. What amount of money I'm paying you? Oh, man, he looked at you. Fat little baby. That was one of those where I'm like, ah, you can't contain yourself. You cannot. You just like. Because I know you had breakfast. I probably had a bagel on the way in from Wawa. At Twofer? Or Bogo?

And I was like, yeah. Also, I'm sure my dad was like, you fucking chief, he's a fucking kid. Go buy a new fucking bagel. What amount of money I'm paying you? Oh, man, he looked at you. Fat little baby. That was one of those where I'm like, ah, you can't contain yourself. You cannot. You just like. Because I know you had breakfast. I probably had a bagel on the way in from Wawa. At Twofer? Or Bogo?

It's Saturday. Tough, tough luck, dude. Is it garbage to wait for your neighbors to leave their hotel room, then order room service to their room and take it when the staff leaves it outside? Free tendies for the boys. I think there's ones you can probably call up just randomly on the phone and say, hey, I'm staying in room 404. You probably have to know the name and something, something.

It's Saturday. Tough, tough luck, dude. Is it garbage to wait for your neighbors to leave their hotel room, then order room service to their room and take it when the staff leaves it outside? Free tendies for the boys. I think there's ones you can probably call up just randomly on the phone and say, hey, I'm staying in room 404. You probably have to know the name and something, something.

It's Saturday. Tough, tough luck, dude. Is it garbage to wait for your neighbors to leave their hotel room, then order room service to their room and take it when the staff leaves it outside? Free tendies for the boys. I think there's ones you can probably call up just randomly on the phone and say, hey, I'm staying in room 404. You probably have to know the name and something, something.

Or there's an app. Like, you can scan it and then do, like, you got to know their name somehow or something. Or maybe, you know, maybe just put fucking Franklin and they just take it. They just roll it up. Man, that's a dirty thing. Because in a nice place, people aren't doing that. People, you know what I mean? They're not looking for ways to fucking cheat the room service.