Dave Trolley

These bananas aren't right.

These bananas aren't right.

These bananas aren't right.

I've seen you and Tommy get fruit from a hotel lobby and be like, what the fuck is that?

I've seen you and Tommy get fruit from a hotel lobby and be like, what the fuck is that?

I've seen you and Tommy get fruit from a hotel lobby and be like, what the fuck is that?

That's for fucking Magnum ice cream bars. Yeah. Get a little sweet treat for the boys. Those things are thick.

That's for fucking Magnum ice cream bars. Yeah. Get a little sweet treat for the boys. Those things are thick.

That's for fucking Magnum ice cream bars. Yeah. Get a little sweet treat for the boys. Those things are thick.

I'll eat about 3,000 calories in bed and then go night, night. A little bit of forensic files on the tube. Hey, wake up. Think I'm in the crime scene? Get the case pan out. Oh, fuck. All right. Let's see. This one's from Max. This is something I don't think we've ever dissected. $10 home slice. Were you a Pop Secret or a Redenbacher family? Which is trashier? I think Pop Secret was trashier.

I'll eat about 3,000 calories in bed and then go night, night. A little bit of forensic files on the tube. Hey, wake up. Think I'm in the crime scene? Get the case pan out. Oh, fuck. All right. Let's see. This one's from Max. This is something I don't think we've ever dissected. $10 home slice. Were you a Pop Secret or a Redenbacher family? Which is trashier? I think Pop Secret was trashier.

I'll eat about 3,000 calories in bed and then go night, night. A little bit of forensic files on the tube. Hey, wake up. Think I'm in the crime scene? Get the case pan out. Oh, fuck. All right. Let's see. This one's from Max. This is something I don't think we've ever dissected. $10 home slice. Were you a Pop Secret or a Redenbacher family? Which is trashier? I think Pop Secret was trashier.

That was like the new age. That came around later. Redenbacher was the OG. They were in the stovetop ones you could do. Now, you guys don't remember. See if we can get years on Pop Secret and Redenbacher. Over Redenbacher. It was definitely banging way before. I'm just asking. The original was, God damn it, the Stove Pop. You don't remember that. Jiffy Pop. Do you remember that?

That was like the new age. That came around later. Redenbacher was the OG. They were in the stovetop ones you could do. Now, you guys don't remember. See if we can get years on Pop Secret and Redenbacher. Over Redenbacher. It was definitely banging way before. I'm just asking. The original was, God damn it, the Stove Pop. You don't remember that. Jiffy Pop. Do you remember that?

That was like the new age. That came around later. Redenbacher was the OG. They were in the stovetop ones you could do. Now, you guys don't remember. See if we can get years on Pop Secret and Redenbacher. Over Redenbacher. It was definitely banging way before. I'm just asking. The original was, God damn it, the Stove Pop. You don't remember that. Jiffy Pop. Do you remember that?

Nah, that shit was gone by the time. That was like a fucking nuclear. Dude, I'd never seen a babysitter not burn the shit out of that and almost burn the fucking kitchen down and scare the shit out of the dog. Every time. That stuff was dry. I never had it.

Nah, that shit was gone by the time. That was like a fucking nuclear. Dude, I'd never seen a babysitter not burn the shit out of that and almost burn the fucking kitchen down and scare the shit out of the dog. Every time. That stuff was dry. I never had it.

Nah, that shit was gone by the time. That was like a fucking nuclear. Dude, I'd never seen a babysitter not burn the shit out of that and almost burn the fucking kitchen down and scare the shit out of the dog. Every time. That stuff was dry. I never had it.

It was like Northern California in the fucking late summer. There was no oil. Dust bowl or nothing. Sure. We were back and forth, but I think... Excuse me. I think Pop Secret was a little bit lighter in Cal, or like fat-free. They had a little more... They did start with that. And I think in the 90s, I think we were all like, you know, whatever. It was like more of a health-conscious vendor.

It was like Northern California in the fucking late summer. There was no oil. Dust bowl or nothing. Sure. We were back and forth, but I think... Excuse me. I think Pop Secret was a little bit lighter in Cal, or like fat-free. They had a little more... They did start with that. And I think in the 90s, I think we were all like, you know, whatever. It was like more of a health-conscious vendor.