Dave Trolley

I'm going to take you shopping, and I get to pick for you because you're... You're not coming in a dressing room with me. Yes, I am. I'm going to grab you by the crotch and say, there's a lot of room down here. Fucking Patty used to do that all the time, dude. She'd fucking karate chop my nuts every time.

I'm going to take you shopping, and I get to pick for you because you're... You're not coming in a dressing room with me. Yes, I am. I'm going to grab you by the crotch and say, there's a lot of room down here. Fucking Patty used to do that all the time, dude. She'd fucking karate chop my nuts every time.

I'm going to take you shopping, and I get to pick for you because you're... You're not coming in a dressing room with me. Yes, I am. I'm going to grab you by the crotch and say, there's a lot of room down here. Fucking Patty used to do that all the time, dude. She'd fucking karate chop my nuts every time.

Yeah. Right in front of the broad. At an early age, I was like, Denise, you're not coming in. It got to the point where if it didn't fit good, if it didn't pass the ocular assessment on me in the green room, dressing room, I wasn't going out.

Yeah. Right in front of the broad. At an early age, I was like, Denise, you're not coming in. It got to the point where if it didn't fit good, if it didn't pass the ocular assessment on me in the green room, dressing room, I wasn't going out.

Yeah. Right in front of the broad. At an early age, I was like, Denise, you're not coming in. It got to the point where if it didn't fit good, if it didn't pass the ocular assessment on me in the green room, dressing room, I wasn't going out.

I still don't do it with my wife. If I'm like trying something on, she's like, oh, try this on. And I try it on and I come out. I'm like, now we're leaving. She's like, well, let me. I'm like, you know, we're getting pizza. That's the way I was with you. You wanted me to shop. I just wanted to grab something for the shoe. I know, but you're like, I don't... That's how I operate.

I still don't do it with my wife. If I'm like trying something on, she's like, oh, try this on. And I try it on and I come out. I'm like, now we're leaving. She's like, well, let me. I'm like, you know, we're getting pizza. That's the way I was with you. You wanted me to shop. I just wanted to grab something for the shoe. I know, but you're like, I don't... That's how I operate.

I still don't do it with my wife. If I'm like trying something on, she's like, oh, try this on. And I try it on and I come out. I'm like, now we're leaving. She's like, well, let me. I'm like, you know, we're getting pizza. That's the way I was with you. You wanted me to shop. I just wanted to grab something for the shoe. I know, but you're like, I don't... That's how I operate.

That's why you don't have any clothes. You're currently wearing... How much was that shirt? 70 bucks? Over 100. That shirt was over $100? What are you, such a Brooks Brothers? The t-shirt? T-shirts are 30 over there. If you get the three pack, they're 20. But it's hit or miss. If you get the value meal. Comes in a matchbox car. But you're wearing, this is.

That's why you don't have any clothes. You're currently wearing... How much was that shirt? 70 bucks? Over 100. That shirt was over $100? What are you, such a Brooks Brothers? The t-shirt? T-shirts are 30 over there. If you get the three pack, they're 20. But it's hit or miss. If you get the value meal. Comes in a matchbox car. But you're wearing, this is.

That's why you don't have any clothes. You're currently wearing... How much was that shirt? 70 bucks? Over 100. That shirt was over $100? What are you, such a Brooks Brothers? The t-shirt? T-shirts are 30 over there. If you get the three pack, they're 20. But it's hit or miss. If you get the value meal. Comes in a matchbox car. But you're wearing, this is.

The problem with the t-shirts over there, which I've said is why I'm a true classics man. The problem with you. Is you're wearing a $100 shirt. Look great. You need it to look great. You're a performer. You're running around. You're bebopping. You're scatting. People are paying tickets to see you. You should be dressed kindly. Goddamn showman. You're a goddamn showman.

The problem with the t-shirts over there, which I've said is why I'm a true classics man. The problem with you. Is you're wearing a $100 shirt. Look great. You need it to look great. You're a performer. You're running around. You're bebopping. You're scatting. People are paying tickets to see you. You should be dressed kindly. Goddamn showman. You're a goddamn showman.

The problem with the t-shirts over there, which I've said is why I'm a true classics man. The problem with you. Is you're wearing a $100 shirt. Look great. You need it to look great. You're a performer. You're running around. You're bebopping. You're scatting. People are paying tickets to see you. You should be dressed kindly. Goddamn showman. You're a goddamn showman.

You're wearing champion sweatpants. I bought them. These are nice sweats. They're cam. They got cam. This is what the kids wear now. No, you're the only man ever to wear $100, I guarantee you, $100 Brooks Brothers shirt and champion camo pants. These might have been over $100. No way. This is something you would see Bradley Cooper walking around in a West Village in. Wait, what?

You're wearing champion sweatpants. I bought them. These are nice sweats. They're cam. They got cam. This is what the kids wear now. No, you're the only man ever to wear $100, I guarantee you, $100 Brooks Brothers shirt and champion camo pants. These might have been over $100. No way. This is something you would see Bradley Cooper walking around in a West Village in. Wait, what?

You're wearing champion sweatpants. I bought them. These are nice sweats. They're cam. They got cam. This is what the kids wear now. No, you're the only man ever to wear $100, I guarantee you, $100 Brooks Brothers shirt and champion camo pants. These might have been over $100. No way. This is something you would see Bradley Cooper walking around in a West Village in. Wait, what?

I don't know what's wrong. And he's probably playing a homeless guy in a film. No, when he picks up to when he runs around, does his errands. He wears the same shit. Okay. It's cool to wear long sleeve shirts and sweatpants now.

I don't know what's wrong. And he's probably playing a homeless guy in a film. No, when he picks up to when he runs around, does his errands. He wears the same shit. Okay. It's cool to wear long sleeve shirts and sweatpants now.