David Cartlidge

Can you remember one of the UEFA officials said, oh, these are the two top teams in England.

This is shit on a stick.

Shit on a stick.

That was the great shit on a stick quote, wasn't it?

Those games were brutal.

Like, really, really brutal.

Of course there has.

Yeah, exactly.

It's gone too far.

I think somebody's been hospitalised, the size of the club as well, to Real Madrid.

So I imagine people are fighting up and down the country at League One, League Two sides all the time, and they're probably looking at this going, Jesus Christ, that's nothing what happened with us and everything like that.

We got in a fight on a night out, or whatever it is, when we were drunk or whatever like that.

Balotelli and Mancini at City, remember?

That was a good one.

Remember, was it Hartson and Berkovic?

That was always the famous one, I remember as a youngster.

Because that was the...

I think that was my first... You booted him in the face?

Yeah, yeah.

That was the first time I saw something like that as a kid and it was all on the paper and splashed over.