David Farrier

One cool thing, he bought all his old school D&D literature, because there's books around it, there's movies, but he had a list of things from the D&D universe, and I was just randomly flicking through this old book, because it smelled like an old book, it looked epic.

And one of the things in the D&D universe which has been created is the flightless bird, which blew my mind.

It's really cute.

I'll post this on our Instagram.

And I don't know what any of this means, but its frequency is common.

Its armor class is seven.

Its move is 18 inches.

All the, you know, number of attacks, one or one.

Special attacks, nil.

Special defenses, nil.

So sort of like a shitty kind of a not very powerful thing.

Pokemon's going to be semi-based on... Well, yeah, Pokemon probably wouldn't exist without all this shit.

And in this book it said, these large avian creatures are typified by the ostrich, emu, and rhea.

They live in warm climates in open grasslands.

The ostrich-sized have three hit dice, emu-like birds have two, and rhea-sized types have one.

All flightless birds are non-aggressive and run from danger.

Yeah.

If cornered, they can pick for one to four hit points or kick two to eight hit points.

And to be honest, that sounds pretty accurate to what a flightless bird is.

Clashes with the Bravid brand.