David Farrier
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Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler
Sort of like got a bit of a waddle, and then I hold my nose before I jump, like the biggest fucking dork you've ever seen.
Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler
When you jump in that water, you don't want that water rocketing up your nose.
Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler
No, I take a thumb and a forefinger, you place it around the nostrils, squeeze.
Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler
Yeah, two fingers jammed straight up into my nostrils.
Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler
But no, I'm really glad you're re-watching that video just to torment me.
Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler
My body refuses to let me go in headfirst.
Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler
I do laps at pools, but my getting in is never graceful.