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David Farrier

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
7130 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

Sort of like got a bit of a waddle, and then I hold my nose before I jump, like the biggest fucking dork you've ever seen.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

I didn't know I'd done that.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

And looking back at that, horrific.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

When you jump in that water, you don't want that water rocketing up your nose.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

No, I take a thumb and a forefinger, you place it around the nostrils, squeeze.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

You're going up the nostril, right?

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

Yeah, two fingers jammed straight up into my nostrils.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

But no, I'm really glad you're re-watching that video just to torment me.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

Yeah, Calvin was a much cooler jumper.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

I've never been able to dive.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

I'm scared of going headfirst.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

I'd love to learn one day.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

I can attempt it off the side of a pool.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

My body refuses to let me go in headfirst.

Flightless Bird
Pro Puzzler

I do laps at pools, but my getting in is never graceful.