David Farrier

And I also know that if you hold your bladder for too long, it can do damage.

I haven't seen that episode of The Simpsons.

That's what I think of.

Look, this story doesn't have a great ending.

It's just a boring ending.

I held on.

And the end of the... I just remember...

being crippled with pain, running to the bathroom when that ride ended, and just never having such a satisfying, like, life-affirming urination.

And the social anxiety.

And once that thought is in your mind that I need to go, the movie's ruined pretty much straight away.

That's gone.

Yes.

You can't consume any more liquids, which you arguably would usually want to do during a two-hour film.

Yes.

And then there's a Q&A after?

so i'm i'm like trying to cross my legs and like how do i because it i yeah it was dead center and there was definitely like i could not stand up and leave because the whole row would have had to stand up with me you know the thing is that's what makes it worse you know you can that almost makes it worse the option is there but to do that it means you have to disrupt a whole row everyone's going to look at you everyone's going to know what you're doing after like piss or shit

It's really, really good.

Have you ever had to do like an emergency wee or a poo somewhere inappropriate?

Yeah, we all have.

Pee.