David Farrier

You texted this morning and you're like, why is the peanut butter all over the faucet in the kitchen? And I've got peanut butter all over my hands from a peanut butter donut. We assumed it was one of the kids.

You texted this morning and you're like, why is the peanut butter all over the faucet in the kitchen? And I've got peanut butter all over my hands from a peanut butter donut. We assumed it was one of the kids.

So, had to get Rob, I mean, it's a classic gag, isn't it? Like the dick and balls. And so I thought I have to get this for Rob. And it's so funny, isn't it? Because it's like, oh yeah, he's sucking a cock, isn't he? You know, we all know it.

So, had to get Rob, I mean, it's a classic gag, isn't it? Like the dick and balls. And so I thought I have to get this for Rob. And it's so funny, isn't it? Because it's like, oh yeah, he's sucking a cock, isn't he? You know, we all know it.

Yeah. So sorry. So sorry. But that is the best mum text of all time. And it is, it's big. We love books. We love books here. A very confusing store. There's so many levels and there's so many different directions you can go in. I think all you got was socks. Yeah. Yeah, I got these. They're a... I love birds. It's a woodpecker. We don't have woodpeckers in New Zealand. You have them here.

Yeah. So sorry. So sorry. But that is the best mum text of all time. And it is, it's big. We love books. We love books here. A very confusing store. There's so many levels and there's so many different directions you can go in. I think all you got was socks. Yeah. Yeah, I got these. They're a... I love birds. It's a woodpecker. We don't have woodpeckers in New Zealand. You have them here.

They're a beautiful bird. That store is so fucking big. Like, what the hell? I loved it. I'm obsessed with Stephen King, so I got some Stephen King. Very happy. And I got these socks. Thanks, pals. We're a good couple, aren't we? There's Calvin in that photo. Oh yeah, there's Calvin back there. Calvin, he's a good kid. Very pure segment we've just had, us out and about in your beautiful town.

They're a beautiful bird. That store is so fucking big. Like, what the hell? I loved it. I'm obsessed with Stephen King, so I got some Stephen King. Very happy. And I got these socks. Thanks, pals. We're a good couple, aren't we? There's Calvin in that photo. Oh yeah, there's Calvin back there. Calvin, he's a good kid. Very pure segment we've just had, us out and about in your beautiful town.

We now enter a horrific segment of the show called Portland Man. We should start this.

We now enter a horrific segment of the show called Portland Man. We should start this.

Yeah, it did. I mean, people, you know, this whole thing started with Florida Man, obviously, because, you know, any time you Google Florida Man, some hideous story from Florida turns up. I think Portland, you keep up. Portland man awarded over one million after claiming his landlord stole his pet cat. This is kind of pure.

Yeah, it did. I mean, people, you know, this whole thing started with Florida Man, obviously, because, you know, any time you Google Florida Man, some hideous story from Florida turns up. I think Portland, you keep up. Portland man awarded over one million after claiming his landlord stole his pet cat. This is kind of pure.

Attorney Michael Fuller, who won the case last year, the jury's message should be loud and clear to landlords. You need to respect the rights of tenants, especially when it comes to pets. It turned out that the people on the jury were also animal lovers. Basically, veterinarians found a microchip in the cat after the landlord had dropped Frank, that was a cat, off at a local shelter.

Attorney Michael Fuller, who won the case last year, the jury's message should be loud and clear to landlords. You need to respect the rights of tenants, especially when it comes to pets. It turned out that the people on the jury were also animal lovers. Basically, veterinarians found a microchip in the cat after the landlord had dropped Frank, that was a cat, off at a local shelter.

Thankfully, the microchip was in the cat, and he was returned to his original owner. But then the owner decided to sue, and thanks to this wonderful lawyer, who I spoke to on the phone earlier, I tried to get him here tonight, but he's in Alaska, probably using the earnings of this case, was awarded $1.3 million for getting that cat back. Respect. Sometimes lawyers can be really cool.

Thankfully, the microchip was in the cat, and he was returned to his original owner. But then the owner decided to sue, and thanks to this wonderful lawyer, who I spoke to on the phone earlier, I tried to get him here tonight, but he's in Alaska, probably using the earnings of this case, was awarded $1.3 million for getting that cat back. Respect. Sometimes lawyers can be really cool.

Respect to this Portland man who was arrested after police say he pointed a laser at Tesla employees inside the dealership. Do it again. Burn it all down. Police arrested a Portland man Saturday on allegations he pointed a laser inside a Tesla dealership. Police, boo, said two employees had the laser pointed at their eyes and experienced discomfort, oh no, and problems with their vision, oh no.

Respect to this Portland man who was arrested after police say he pointed a laser at Tesla employees inside the dealership. Do it again. Burn it all down. Police arrested a Portland man Saturday on allegations he pointed a laser inside a Tesla dealership. Police, boo, said two employees had the laser pointed at their eyes and experienced discomfort, oh no, and problems with their vision, oh no.

That's what you get when you work at Tesla. A third employee, who had a laser pointed at his eyes days earlier, left the showroom to avoid it happening again. Davis, 27, not to be confused with David, is accused of two counts of unlawful use of a weapon. So laser pointer is a weapon here in Portland.

That's what you get when you work at Tesla. A third employee, who had a laser pointed at his eyes days earlier, left the showroom to avoid it happening again. Davis, 27, not to be confused with David, is accused of two counts of unlawful use of a weapon. So laser pointer is a weapon here in Portland.