David Farrier

It's been about a week since the robbery and he says he's still processing what happened. It was a pretty standard bumble match. She seemed interested in meeting immediately, which I guess is a little rare. According to Cooper, a few messages as bumble match was sent were a little odd, but not necessarily red flags. They did say to bring money so he could get food after.

It's been about a week since the robbery and he says he's still processing what happened. It was a pretty standard bumble match. She seemed interested in meeting immediately, which I guess is a little rare. According to Cooper, a few messages as bumble match was sent were a little odd, but not necessarily red flags. They did say to bring money so he could get food after.

But I guess it's hard to tell what that means. I wasn't immediately thinking they wanted to steal my money when he pulled up to Lincoln City Park. Do we know Lincoln City Park? Yeah. At around 3 p.m., he started feeling uneasy. I walked into my date and I saw these four sketchy-looking dudes in the middle of the park. I texted her and she said she was exactly where those guys were.

But I guess it's hard to tell what that means. I wasn't immediately thinking they wanted to steal my money when he pulled up to Lincoln City Park. Do we know Lincoln City Park? Yeah. At around 3 p.m., he started feeling uneasy. I walked into my date and I saw these four sketchy-looking dudes in the middle of the park. I texted her and she said she was exactly where those guys were.

I waited for them to go away so I felt a little safer to walk back into the park. But then they just popped out of nowhere. It's so sad. In his photo too. He tried to run away but the four guys caught up with him and started threatening him. What I love about local stories is they go on for so long. Simple details. Anyway, he got robbed, it's horrible. There was no date, it was all fake.

I waited for them to go away so I felt a little safer to walk back into the park. But then they just popped out of nowhere. It's so sad. In his photo too. He tried to run away but the four guys caught up with him and started threatening him. What I love about local stories is they go on for so long. Simple details. Anyway, he got robbed, it's horrible. There was no date, it was all fake.

Police said they're investigating the incident but added they don't think this type of catfishing is very common. What a cop out. He doesn't care about that, he just wants the crime solved. Okay, this is a rough end. Portland man was sentenced to life in prison for stabbing a man to death, dumping his body in the trunk of a car and lighting that car on fire in 2018. It's not funny, who's laughing?

Police said they're investigating the incident but added they don't think this type of catfishing is very common. What a cop out. He doesn't care about that, he just wants the crime solved. Okay, this is a rough end. Portland man was sentenced to life in prison for stabbing a man to death, dumping his body in the trunk of a car and lighting that car on fire in 2018. It's not funny, who's laughing?

A Portland man was sentenced to life in prison for stabbing a man to death, dumping his body. The first line is the same as the headline. Dumping his body in the trunk of a car and lighting that car on fire back in 2018. The jury found Thomas Robert Colon guilty of murder last week. He pleaded guilty to abuse of a corpse. Oh no, there's a baby. I'm so sorry. It all ended happily ever after.

A Portland man was sentenced to life in prison for stabbing a man to death, dumping his body. The first line is the same as the headline. Dumping his body in the trunk of a car and lighting that car on fire back in 2018. The jury found Thomas Robert Colon guilty of murder last week. He pleaded guilty to abuse of a corpse. Oh no, there's a baby. I'm so sorry. It all ended happily ever after.

A fairy came to life and brought them back to life and everything's okay. And everything was great.

A fairy came to life and brought them back to life and everything's okay. And everything was great.

Okay. We have a brief moment now of what we like to call audience participation. Now, in the foyer, You filled in some cards talking about some of the weird things that you thought your town had to offer. We have backstage had a friend curate, cull the duds. A lot of people are apparently just saying like, oh, it's so like nice here. Like that's a weird thing in the bin.

Okay. We have a brief moment now of what we like to call audience participation. Now, in the foyer, You filled in some cards talking about some of the weird things that you thought your town had to offer. We have backstage had a friend curate, cull the duds. A lot of people are apparently just saying like, oh, it's so like nice here. Like that's a weird thing in the bin.

So we're going to have the weirdest cards brought out by, oh, who's bringing them out? This is Calvin. Thank you, Calvin. You're wonderful. Always trying to outstage me. I'm always deeply concerned about Calvin, because I assure you, if he was here talking into the mic, our numbers would actually rocket, genuinely. I'm deeply worried about this job. Okay.

So we're going to have the weirdest cards brought out by, oh, who's bringing them out? This is Calvin. Thank you, Calvin. You're wonderful. Always trying to outstage me. I'm always deeply concerned about Calvin, because I assure you, if he was here talking into the mic, our numbers would actually rocket, genuinely. I'm deeply worried about this job. Okay.

Apparently you have a unicycling Darth Vader who plays flaming bagpipes. That's cool. I have nothing else to say on that.

Apparently you have a unicycling Darth Vader who plays flaming bagpipes. That's cool. I have nothing else to say on that.

I like that. The Church of Alvis. Used to go there as a kid. Weird little electric shrine to Alvis. Put in a quarter and shit happened. It's weird and awesome as so is Portland. You can get married there. That's cool. It's like Vegas. I don't mean to compare you to Vegas. You're much better. Naked bike riders. Even when there's no event, just cruising around.

I like that. The Church of Alvis. Used to go there as a kid. Weird little electric shrine to Alvis. Put in a quarter and shit happened. It's weird and awesome as so is Portland. You can get married there. That's cool. It's like Vegas. I don't mean to compare you to Vegas. You're much better. Naked bike riders. Even when there's no event, just cruising around.