David Jacoby

What?

I think he's emotional.

He can't control himself, honestly.

I started drumming up a dislike for him this summer, and now it's just at a million.

I cannot stand this guy.

I hate his outfits.

I hate his face.

I hate his hair.

I hate everything about him.

There it is.

Such a try-hard, curated... When he goes to the park and he's drawing in the park with his friend, he's sketching a bush with a graphite pencil.

I just can't stand it.

And the idea that...

Mike Brown won't be like, hey, Huck Porty, go in for 30 seconds and get kicked out of the game because he just basically mushed, pushed, punched, whatever, our best player.

And then Castle comes and like, oh, whether it's a flagrant or a foul, it is the exact same thing that Carter Bryant did to Shea.

And then we have the Victor Wimbanyama whispering in Biambo and Plumlee's ears as they go in.

Like, I just am really, really, I respect him as a basketball player and I respect the work ethic.

Um, I'm not saying he's a bad basketball player.

I'm just, you can't disagree with him.

Yeah.