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David Jacoby

👤 Speaker
1463 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

So when you say the Celtics put him in foul trouble, I say that is complete bullshit and not true. Carly T. Towns can't help himself, dude. He's got a real mental problem. He's got a mental block with this. And he goes through stretches where it seems like he's figured it out, but he hasn't.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

So when you say the Celtics put him in foul trouble, I say that is complete bullshit and not true. Carly T. Towns can't help himself, dude. He's got a real mental problem. He's got a mental block with this. And he goes through stretches where it seems like he's figured it out, but he hasn't.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

And I'm going to very quickly give you a quick analogy I gave on the mismatch, which was like, it's like a finance guy going to the strip club and going to the champagne room and getting roofied and spending $20,000 on his credit card and then waking up the next day and realizing it. And then around four o'clock that day, going back to the same strip club the next night.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

And I'm going to very quickly give you a quick analogy I gave on the mismatch, which was like, it's like a finance guy going to the strip club and going to the champagne room and getting roofied and spending $20,000 on his credit card and then waking up the next day and realizing it. And then around four o'clock that day, going back to the same strip club the next night.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

And I'm going to very quickly give you a quick analogy I gave on the mismatch, which was like, it's like a finance guy going to the strip club and going to the champagne room and getting roofied and spending $20,000 on his credit card and then waking up the next day and realizing it. And then around four o'clock that day, going back to the same strip club the next night.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Like, when are you going to learn, dude? Like, when are you going to learn? If you went back to the strip joint every night. Five nights in a row is what Carlton Towns did tonight.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Like, when are you going to learn, dude? Like, when are you going to learn? If you went back to the strip joint every night. Five nights in a row is what Carlton Towns did tonight.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Like, when are you going to learn, dude? Like, when are you going to learn? If you went back to the strip joint every night. Five nights in a row is what Carlton Towns did tonight.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

If Carlton Towns was getting fouls where he was challenging people that were driving to the basket trying to score at the rim, I would be like, that's fine. But if you look at his fouls tonight, the other one was under the hoop on a rebound. None of these are on-the-ball plays at the rim.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

If Carlton Towns was getting fouls where he was challenging people that were driving to the basket trying to score at the rim, I would be like, that's fine. But if you look at his fouls tonight, the other one was under the hoop on a rebound. None of these are on-the-ball plays at the rim.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

If Carlton Towns was getting fouls where he was challenging people that were driving to the basket trying to score at the rim, I would be like, that's fine. But if you look at his fouls tonight, the other one was under the hoop on a rebound. None of these are on-the-ball plays at the rim.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Also, Brunson, and again, I'm a Knicks fan, but I'm objective about basketball. He put his chin on his shoulder. Right. You're putting your chin right there.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Also, Brunson, and again, I'm a Knicks fan, but I'm objective about basketball. He put his chin on his shoulder. Right. You're putting your chin right there.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Also, Brunson, and again, I'm a Knicks fan, but I'm objective about basketball. He put his chin on his shoulder. Right. You're putting your chin right there.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Oh, I mean, I think the Knicks will win the series, but do you think I'm going to sit here and not be doubtful and terrified of Game 6 with OG playing the way he did tonight? Yeah, what's going on with him? He's been up and down. There was the stretch when Brunson was hurt where Bridges and OG... were phenomenal.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Oh, I mean, I think the Knicks will win the series, but do you think I'm going to sit here and not be doubtful and terrified of Game 6 with OG playing the way he did tonight? Yeah, what's going on with him? He's been up and down. There was the stretch when Brunson was hurt where Bridges and OG... were phenomenal.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

Oh, I mean, I think the Knicks will win the series, but do you think I'm going to sit here and not be doubtful and terrified of Game 6 with OG playing the way he did tonight? Yeah, what's going on with him? He's been up and down. There was the stretch when Brunson was hurt where Bridges and OG... were phenomenal.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

And it just felt like... Low-key felt like Brunson being out for that long was actually great for the Knicks because it gave Bridges and OG this time to score 20 points, 25 points, 30 points, and be a focus of the offense that would help them when they... you know, re-acclimated to the Brunson environment. Right. But right now, it just doesn't feel like it. It doesn't.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

And it just felt like... Low-key felt like Brunson being out for that long was actually great for the Knicks because it gave Bridges and OG this time to score 20 points, 25 points, 30 points, and be a focus of the offense that would help them when they... you know, re-acclimated to the Brunson environment. Right. But right now, it just doesn't feel like it. It doesn't.

The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Luke Kornet Game and Tatum’s Road Back With David Jacoby. Plus, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert

And it just felt like... Low-key felt like Brunson being out for that long was actually great for the Knicks because it gave Bridges and OG this time to score 20 points, 25 points, 30 points, and be a focus of the offense that would help them when they... you know, re-acclimated to the Brunson environment. Right. But right now, it just doesn't feel like it. It doesn't.