David Jones

Go on, Alan.

Go on then, Alan.

Graham, pick up on Jamie.

What was he like as an 18-year-old who you gave a debut to?

Well, interesting, Jamie, all the sorts of the highs and lows that you've had.

I know you've got two boys, well, a big passionate about football.

Would you hesitate to recommend football as a career, given the highs and lows that you've experienced?

This might have to be edited.

Talking about senior professionals, Graham, and I remember going up to...

Liverpool to do a game with you I think it was probably even last year and I was on the train and someone was chatting with me and he said who are you working with and I said who I was working with and it was you and he said I'll send my best wishes to Charlie won't you

I said, what do you mean?

Who are you talking about?

Charlie, you're working with Charlie.

You just told me you're working with Charlie today.

And I had no idea who he was talking about.

So I dug a little deeper and I was completely taken by surprise when I was told that you were the original Champagne Charlie and that was your nickname at Liverpool.

For some reason, this had been kept as a secret from me.

So would you like to explain how this ultimate professional got such a nickname?

Nothing to do with your flamboyant lifestyle then?

You'll be pleased to hear, I've still got that bottle of Dom Perignon, which Mr Mourinho gave us.