David Kyle Johnson

Yep.

All right.

Here we go.

Item number one.

Observing a recent volcanic eruption, scientists discover a potential method for reducing atmospheric methane involving volcanic ash and seawater.

Item number two, scientists present a design for pure copper 3D printable cold plates that, under modeled conditions, could reduce data center cooling energy use to about 1.1% of total energy consumption compared with more than 30% in conventional air-cooled designs.

And number three, in a recent extensive survey of Arctic fish, researchers found the first example of a fish, the snailfish, that is able to use its tail fin for backward propulsion.

Not by 1.1%, to 1.1%.

T-O.

Yeah, it could swim backwards.

Yeah, I gathered that.

All right.

That was a good one, Evan.

Usually your puns are terrible, but I like them.

But despite all of that conventional, I'll give you that's why the word conventional is in there because that's it is used.

Okay, so you all agree on the first one, so we'll start there.

Observing a recent volcanic eruption, scientists discover a potential method for reducing atmospheric methane involving volcanic ash and seawater.

You all think this one is science, and...

And this one is science.

This is science.