David Letterman

We're under a flash flood warning, but all of that seems of little importance once you take a look at the cloud cover photograph made earlier of the United States today, and I think you'll see that once again we've fallen to the prey of political dirty dealings. And right now you can see what I'm talking about.

We're under a flash flood warning, but all of that seems of little importance once you take a look at the cloud cover photograph made earlier of the United States today, and I think you'll see that once again we've fallen to the prey of political dirty dealings. And right now you can see what I'm talking about.

We're under a flash flood warning, but all of that seems of little importance once you take a look at the cloud cover photograph made earlier of the United States today, and I think you'll see that once again we've fallen to the prey of political dirty dealings. And right now you can see what I'm talking about.

The higher-ups have removed the border between Indiana and Ohio, making it one giant state. Personally, I'm against it. And they're laughing. I don't know what to do about it.

The higher-ups have removed the border between Indiana and Ohio, making it one giant state. Personally, I'm against it. And they're laughing. I don't know what to do about it.

The higher-ups have removed the border between Indiana and Ohio, making it one giant state. Personally, I'm against it. And they're laughing. I don't know what to do about it.