David Letterman

Who would have thought?

Interesting, right.

Uh, but he, but he was a true icon and, uh, went over to France and the French, uh, disliked him because he won so handily, even though his car was falling out from under him and they were going to disqualify him because, well, sure he won, but can he drive it home?

And they said, well, no, he can't drive it home, but he still won the race.

And other, other drivers in the event protested on his behalf and said, good Lord, the man won the race.

Who cares if he could drive it home?

Typical of the French.

You feel that way?

I do as well.

And French.

No way.

But his skill set, mostly because he's 7'7", or he contains that other quality that makes him a great player?

Oh, learned how to actually fall.

I loved it then.

I came from Indiana and moved out there.

And it was troubling to first move to California from Indiana because you'd go days.

Well, here we are in Southern California.

You go days without seeing a cloud in the sky.

And I thought that was odd.

I don't know if it was bad for me.