David Letterman
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Podcast Appearances
I don't remember how I got here.
But I want to tell you one George Miller story, which I absolutely love.
He had a girlfriend, and they were together for years.
And it was always George and her girlfriend.
His girlfriend, her name was...
MJ, that's right, MJ.
Initials for other names.
Yeah.
But they were close.
And then she decided she had had enough of George.
And so she said, George, that's it, you're done.
So George, because he was George, broke into her house when she was out.
She started dating an architect.
And this drove George nuts.
Right.
Because he wasn't an architect.
He wasn't, you know, he was in the sweatshirt and the pants and his tennis shoes and he was telling jokes.
So he breaks into the house, and she realizes that it's been broken into by George.
So she calls the police.
The police go to George's house, and they say, and George's playing dumb.