David McMillan
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I'd make a terrible criminal.
Oh, I'm sure if you were in there with me, Dan, you'd improve in a remarkable time, especially when death penalty was rumoured.
Yeah, of course.
I said to Michael, listen.
Go out, find, for expensive, glossy, high-quality color-printed, filthy pornography of the most extreme kind you could possibly... Things that you wouldn't want to give your sick half-cousin in Detroit.
Put it in there.
And on the top, by the way.
This guard was... I mean, he was trying to be, like, do me a favor.
He just was not going to... No.
And the next one underneath would be even worse.
And the...
His trusty said, I'll get rid of it, boss.
No, fuck off, you will.
I put it very carefully under his chair.
Oh, yeah, just take your stuff and get out of here.
Get, get, get, get.
Yeah, right.
Sorry about that.
It's my cousin.
He's an idiot.