David Morrissey

It's always that thing of bad news will be around the world before the truth has got its boots on.

And with the internet, that's even more true.

No, but I have seen them in your house this morning.

Have you seen the league table of the people who are above and below you?

You're nailed.

I've booked you into a podiatrist.

I mean, that coastline actually from Liverpool to Southport and there's a place called Freshfields up there and Thornby Beach and all that.

It's really a wonderful coastline.

And also Liverpool itself now.

I mean, when I grew up, the city council really hadn't sort of twigged to the fact that they had one of the greatest tourist attractions in the world, which was the Beatles.

They literally didn't do anything, you know.

And then they suddenly, in the 80s and 90s, they suddenly thought, oh, we can monetise this.

So suddenly there was a Beatles museum.

Places like John and Paul's house became National Trust places.

Then there was this magical mystery tour of Liverpool and stuff.

And now they're really sort of selling it, quite rightly.

There's a hotel called the Beatles Hotel.

Instead of saying, you know, where you put your thing saying, do not disturb, they say, let it be.

Not as sexy as my feet, but... On the breakfast menu, you can get a day kipper and stuff.

So, yeah, there's lots of things like that all over the place.