David Pierce

And all that's left is...

The words Trump mobile twice on the back, which is a very Trump thing to do.

And the sort of weird American flag.

No, it's a very weird American flag.

Our commenters caught this.

It's an American flag that only has 11 stripes.

Like two colonies have been deleted.

It is, in fact, not an American flag.

It is like a Trump mobile flag.

Yeah.

Unless you count the words Trump mobile is the last stripe.

In which case it still works, but I would not say a designer did that with intention.

No.

But yeah, anyway, we have reached a point again where I desperately want this phone to exist because it will make for tremendously fun reviewing and content process.

And it might.

Like, it might exist.

Will they sell six of them?

Will they be vastly more expensive than anyone has promised on that team?

They still claim it's $499, but now they're calling that a promotional price.

This thing is going to be a disaster, but I hope to God they ship at least one so that I can hear about it.