David Samson

But one of the details I did want to ask him about is someone who cares about him and knows about him because he's got a sick child daughter in the hospital.

is he seems particularly ill-equipped to be trapped in a hospital as someone who likes his control and, you know, is a bit of a control freak.

And he's in a situation that leaves him pretty powerless.

So, David, thank you for joining us.

And before we get to the sports of the day, why are you still working at a time that it must be very, very hard to work?

That's all Greg Cody's fault.

It's very low on your list of problems and complaints at the moment, but blame Cody.

Well, David doesn't know how to be a human being, and I'm going to betray him now by expressing one of the ways that he tries to be a human being but fails while— You cannot express that either.

No rules for anyone.

I have to now.

Where's this lying button?

All of you guys were deeply touched that David sent you a gift until you started talking and realized he had—

sent you all the same gift.

And, and then Roy realized that he hadn't gotten the same gift that you guys got.

And so what was a very thoughtful gesture by David ends up in disaster.

He's the only one here who hit a home run at the old Marlins Park.

I didn't say they were pissed.

Whoa, I didn't say they were pissed.

I said they were touched.

They were all touched, and then they started talking, and they realized they'd gotten the same gift, and then Roy realized he hadn't gotten a gift because they all talked about how thoughtful your gift was.