David Samson

I want to get to some college football stuff, but first I want to go to the Vatican because I can say in the history of Catholicism, in the history of religion, in the history of God, him or herself, that you have a situation with the Pope that has never before been possible where the Pope is

is a cubs fan and i have not seen this video i've not heard this audio and obviously i can't translate italian so i hope that this all speaks for itself

They lost.

Go Cubs!

Go Cubs, they lost, says the Pope.

Just dismissively, just like, they lost.

In flawless English, I cannot explain to you how disorienting that is.

I also can't explain to you how much closer to God it brings me.

We're about to see an MMA match on the White House lawn.

Yes.

Go ahead and play the Pope again talking about Cubs baseball.

What I think is there are a whole lot of people there next to the Cubs fan wanting to get closer to God and have some acknowledgement and being like, really?

Like, that's what happened?

Like, I want a blessing from the beyond and the Pope's sitting here doing a sports talk radio show while he's in the Popemobile?

And he rides a skateboard to work.

I think you put an S on button, and that's what old people do.

Yeah, that's what I do.

I put S's where they don't belong.

That's exactly how that happens.

But Mike enjoys calling other people dorks, and one of the things that he did earlier this week is he said, no, I've never scored a baseball game because I'm an adult who has sex.