David Spade

if not we'll find it oh i'll wait oh i had a weird photo thing too actually just google it kelly osborne break up with spade looking dude to the flat top the guy who started only fans passed away and then in daily mail there's a big picture of us together no with you yeah with me and him look it up look at this fucking spade guy

Wait a minute.

Yeah.

People send it to me.

What do you think, Heather?

A little bit.

The crickets agree.

Listen.

Also, they're saying you look exactly like Kelly Osbourne.

She's got your exact skinny shoulders.

All right, forget this story.

Let's talk about Dana and the OnlyFans guy.

I know, they were all giving their sad quotes like, without this, I couldn't be naked.

At least it's vaguely familiar to last week's show.

Somebody did the wash.

You look like Doc Ock when you stick your arms out like that.

You don't look like Jack Reacher.

You should fight Jack Reacher.

Hey, keep it down, pipsqueak.

I do understand the guy was trying to tell him don't rev the motorcycles in the neighborhood, but you just don't say it to him.