David Spade

I can do straight foot stairs.

He goes, hey, what's the shoulder up?

But I work it.

You know what?

Sometimes, this has never happened to you, but I got a massage last week.

And then the lady, I wasn't really paying attention, but she gave me a handjob.

And I was like, what happened?

And then I realized my flight's taking off.

because I was in the airport.

It was one of those like lean over masseuses.

Like a three minute massage.

How'd she sneak that in there?

And I was mad about it.

I didn't say anything, but I was mad.

oh yeah i didn't even look if it was a guy or girl it was them working their hand out you know that's you know it wasn't to do with you three minutes i'll do 20 and then after that i go i'm done they go oh it's only been four minutes i go yeah i'm pretty much done

i told him my only criticism was maybe a hair long i said but you know what no other criticism well i said sydney sweeney played it kind of under

Yeah.

Yeah, that's kind of the vein of it.

So just so you know, it's like not regular like, oh, my babysitter's pretty.

There's more going on.