David Spade
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Podcast Appearances
And they go, huh?
You got any A1?
And they're like, uh.
First of all, they don't want you to ask them for anything.
They just say this as a courtesy to come over and just say hi.
And I send them on a job and they're like,
Oh, there's chores.
Then they go, let me ask.
First of all, what is A1?
I'm like, it's the stuff I drown out your crummy steak with.
And they know it's like a five-star restaurant.
They're like, this chef doesn't like that on the premises.
I go, yeah, well, I'm eating here, not him.
Why don't you scoot down to 7-Eleven?
God, you are Joe Dirt.
I got a funny story.
I hope it comes up.
Let's go into one of the stories because it's a Joe Dirt story.
Hey, put that mullet contest.
There's a 10-year-old in Pennsylvania.