David

Go on!

Let me take a closer look at you.

Let me take a closer look at you.

Let me take a closer look at you.

Hmm? Okay, you look great. The first, limbo! Go on under!

Hmm? Okay, you look great. The first, limbo! Go on under!

Hmm? Okay, you look great. The first, limbo! Go on under!

Is that chocolate? You know the rules! Seriously?

Is that chocolate? You know the rules! Seriously?

Is that chocolate? You know the rules! Seriously?

You can't fool me! Empty your bag! This is so unfair! Mmm. I'm not convinced.

You can't fool me! Empty your bag! This is so unfair! Mmm. I'm not convinced.

You can't fool me! Empty your bag! This is so unfair! Mmm. I'm not convinced.

Are you eating erasers? Can you do that? Ugh. I don't understand school kids. I'm glad for this fan.

Are you eating erasers? Can you do that? Ugh. I don't understand school kids. I'm glad for this fan.

Are you eating erasers? Can you do that? Ugh. I don't understand school kids. I'm glad for this fan.

It's almost frustrating that it's happening. I'm going to die. His limbs were just like, wrong.

It's almost frustrating that it's happening. I'm going to die. His limbs were just like, wrong.

It's almost frustrating that it's happening. I'm going to die. His limbs were just like, wrong.

My name's Dave. I live in the Bay Area. I just work as a software engineer up here just in the local tech hemisphere. I am actually from Southern California and grew up, I had a very normal childhood, had really no experiences in any sort of paranormal activity.