David
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And I go out in the hallway and there's a guy sitting in the hallway and it was just me and this stranger in the hallway. And I strike up a conversation with the guy and kind of find out it's it's it's the husband of one of the jurors. And he's like, man, what the fuck is going on? And he starts asking me about this case. And we're standing at this window, looking out the window of the courtroom.
And I go out in the hallway and there's a guy sitting in the hallway and it was just me and this stranger in the hallway. And I strike up a conversation with the guy and kind of find out it's it's it's the husband of one of the jurors. And he's like, man, what the fuck is going on? And he starts asking me about this case. And we're standing at this window, looking out the window of the courtroom.
And I go, man, listen, my wife, she's fucking crazy. She's out of her mind. She's not thinking straight, whatever. And we're looking out the window of the parking lot. She fucking stole my truck right out of the parking lot, right in front of me and this guy. I'm like,
And I go, man, listen, my wife, she's fucking crazy. She's out of her mind. She's not thinking straight, whatever. And we're looking out the window of the parking lot. She fucking stole my truck right out of the parking lot, right in front of me and this guy. I'm like,
And I go, man, listen, my wife, she's fucking crazy. She's out of her mind. She's not thinking straight, whatever. And we're looking out the window of the parking lot. She fucking stole my truck right out of the parking lot, right in front of me and this guy. I'm like,
she's took my trust all my truck got the keys and drove off in the middle of the trial she was a witness and now i'm stuck there with no right home i'm like you see what i mean when you get home tell your wife the truth about this whole case i mean she can't hear she's on the jury she doesn't know what's going on how crazy it is you know he goes oh my god well what's going to happen to you if you get found guilty and i'm like i don't know they said you know it could be up to a year in jail but
she's took my trust all my truck got the keys and drove off in the middle of the trial she was a witness and now i'm stuck there with no right home i'm like you see what i mean when you get home tell your wife the truth about this whole case i mean she can't hear she's on the jury she doesn't know what's going on how crazy it is you know he goes oh my god well what's going to happen to you if you get found guilty and i'm like i don't know they said you know it could be up to a year in jail but
she's took my trust all my truck got the keys and drove off in the middle of the trial she was a witness and now i'm stuck there with no right home i'm like you see what i mean when you get home tell your wife the truth about this whole case i mean she can't hear she's on the jury she doesn't know what's going on how crazy it is you know he goes oh my god well what's going to happen to you if you get found guilty and i'm like i don't know they said you know it could be up to a year in jail but
I don't think they'll do that. So anyway, long story short, they come back and they find me not guilty of everything except for the lesser charge that the prosecutor offered.
I don't think they'll do that. So anyway, long story short, they come back and they find me not guilty of everything except for the lesser charge that the prosecutor offered.
I don't think they'll do that. So anyway, long story short, they come back and they find me not guilty of everything except for the lesser charge that the prosecutor offered.
They may have. They may have. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, that very well could have been. And it was like a miracle. I couldn't believe it. I looked at my mom like, you idiot. You owe me because you won this effing trial, you know. So I think now I think sentencing went straight from that to sentencing. Or it might have been a couple of weeks. Either way, we're back in the courtroom.
They may have. They may have. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, that very well could have been. And it was like a miracle. I couldn't believe it. I looked at my mom like, you idiot. You owe me because you won this effing trial, you know. So I think now I think sentencing went straight from that to sentencing. Or it might have been a couple of weeks. Either way, we're back in the courtroom.
They may have. They may have. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, that very well could have been. And it was like a miracle. I couldn't believe it. I looked at my mom like, you idiot. You owe me because you won this effing trial, you know. So I think now I think sentencing went straight from that to sentencing. Or it might have been a couple of weeks. Either way, we're back in the courtroom.
I got the same idiot with me. And the prosecutor literally said this. So the judge says, yeah, he was found guilty of something. It was super minor destruction of property, I think. the prosecutor stands up and he says, your honor, I know that the jury only found Mr. Booker Meyer guilty of destruction of property, but we all know we were all here during the trial. We all know that he's guilty.
I got the same idiot with me. And the prosecutor literally said this. So the judge says, yeah, he was found guilty of something. It was super minor destruction of property, I think. the prosecutor stands up and he says, your honor, I know that the jury only found Mr. Booker Meyer guilty of destruction of property, but we all know we were all here during the trial. We all know that he's guilty.
I got the same idiot with me. And the prosecutor literally said this. So the judge says, yeah, he was found guilty of something. It was super minor destruction of property, I think. the prosecutor stands up and he says, your honor, I know that the jury only found Mr. Booker Meyer guilty of destruction of property, but we all know we were all here during the trial. We all know that he's guilty.
And I, and he, and he tries to get me sentenced to the same, the actual sentence. And I'm like, I'll go in my lawyer. I'm like, well, let's know what he's saying. Can't you object to this or says, I've never heard anything like that. Trying to get me sentenced for something that the jury found me innocent of, you know? And now of course the judge was like, I ain't doing that. I can't say.
And I, and he, and he tries to get me sentenced to the same, the actual sentence. And I'm like, I'll go in my lawyer. I'm like, well, let's know what he's saying. Can't you object to this or says, I've never heard anything like that. Trying to get me sentenced for something that the jury found me innocent of, you know? And now of course the judge was like, I ain't doing that. I can't say.
And I, and he, and he tries to get me sentenced to the same, the actual sentence. And I'm like, I'll go in my lawyer. I'm like, well, let's know what he's saying. Can't you object to this or says, I've never heard anything like that. Trying to get me sentenced for something that the jury found me innocent of, you know? And now of course the judge was like, I ain't doing that. I can't say.