David

And my mom was like, see, there you go. They've never discovered a dinosaur before prior to 1826. And everyone's like, yeah, dinosaurs aren't real, whatever. Ruins the dinner. Then my mom leans over and goes, but dragons. No way. She's like, dragons are in the Bible. Look into it. I love your mom. Our mom should go to the National History Museum.

And my mom was like, see, there you go. They've never discovered a dinosaur before prior to 1826. And everyone's like, yeah, dinosaurs aren't real, whatever. Ruins the dinner. Then my mom leans over and goes, but dragons. No way. She's like, dragons are in the Bible. Look into it. I love your mom. Our mom should go to the National History Museum.

I swear to God.

I swear to God.

I swear to God.

What's the trick? And I was like, Derek, this is an ad. And he goes, no.

What's the trick? And I was like, Derek, this is an ad. And he goes, no.

What's the trick? And I was like, Derek, this is an ad. And he goes, no.

But she's going to start asking you questions soon. Which is even better. But then you're going to have to come up with answers. Nah, you just make shit up. I have no problem making shit up. Are dinosaurs real? 100% real.

But she's going to start asking you questions soon. Which is even better. But then you're going to have to come up with answers. Nah, you just make shit up. I have no problem making shit up. Are dinosaurs real? 100% real.

But she's going to start asking you questions soon. Which is even better. But then you're going to have to come up with answers. Nah, you just make shit up. I have no problem making shit up. Are dinosaurs real? 100% real.

They weren't sugary enough for the box.

They weren't sugary enough for the box.

They weren't sugary enough for the box.

Oh, just phenomenal. A way better cigarette. I never understood that. I feel like, why do you need your cigarette to do extra things?

Oh, just phenomenal. A way better cigarette. I never understood that. I feel like, why do you need your cigarette to do extra things?

Oh, just phenomenal. A way better cigarette. I never understood that. I feel like, why do you need your cigarette to do extra things?

I gave it up for Lent. I'm glad you brought this up. Bullshit. I gave it up for the Lord.

I gave it up for Lent. I'm glad you brought this up. Bullshit. I gave it up for the Lord.

I gave it up for Lent. I'm glad you brought this up. Bullshit. I gave it up for the Lord.