David

You know, he's mean. He's mean to girls. Oh, yeah, my lawyer said that. So I said, I'm giving her a bunch of shit. She goes, yeah, well, you know, maybe you just don't like women. Maybe that's your problem. I said, what? Maybe you're an idiot, man. How about that? Maybe you're just a complete mumbling moron.

Yeah, I love women. Absolutely. No kidding. Nobody's a bigger fan of women than me. Trust me. How do you think I got here? So anyway, that all comes and goes. But now it came with some stipulations like six months of probation. But it wasn't it's not really sophisticated probation. Like you got to go once a month. There's there's something like that. Right.

Yeah, I love women. Absolutely. No kidding. Nobody's a bigger fan of women than me. Trust me. How do you think I got here? So anyway, that all comes and goes. But now it came with some stipulations like six months of probation. But it wasn't it's not really sophisticated probation. Like you got to go once a month. There's there's something like that. Right.

Yeah, I love women. Absolutely. No kidding. Nobody's a bigger fan of women than me. Trust me. How do you think I got here? So anyway, that all comes and goes. But now it came with some stipulations like six months of probation. But it wasn't it's not really sophisticated probation. Like you got to go once a month. There's there's something like that. Right.

But I'm in the middle of a drug crazed lunacy. I can't hold myself. You know what I mean? I can't. I'm not going to make it six months of any kind of supervision, dude. I'm out of control. Right. I can't. I mean, I can't. I can't do anything. It's like my brain's put in a blender. It was horrible. I couldn't hardly function. I mean, I was passing out at stoplights.

But I'm in the middle of a drug crazed lunacy. I can't hold myself. You know what I mean? I can't. I'm not going to make it six months of any kind of supervision, dude. I'm out of control. Right. I can't. I mean, I can't. I can't do anything. It's like my brain's put in a blender. It was horrible. I couldn't hardly function. I mean, I was passing out at stoplights.

But I'm in the middle of a drug crazed lunacy. I can't hold myself. You know what I mean? I can't. I'm not going to make it six months of any kind of supervision, dude. I'm out of control. Right. I can't. I mean, I can't. I can't do anything. It's like my brain's put in a blender. It was horrible. I couldn't hardly function. I mean, I was passing out at stoplights.

I passed out on the highway on the way to the methadone clinic one day. I mean, that's how bad it was. So you can imagine me trying to keep a job. Right. I have a bunch of credentials, so I can go get a job in the field that I'm in. I can always get a job. Yeah, but I couldn't keep I couldn't. Man, they would try to hold us together. It's so hard. Try not to go there as high as I was going to be.

I passed out on the highway on the way to the methadone clinic one day. I mean, that's how bad it was. So you can imagine me trying to keep a job. Right. I have a bunch of credentials, so I can go get a job in the field that I'm in. I can always get a job. Yeah, but I couldn't keep I couldn't. Man, they would try to hold us together. It's so hard. Try not to go there as high as I was going to be.

I passed out on the highway on the way to the methadone clinic one day. I mean, that's how bad it was. So you can imagine me trying to keep a job. Right. I have a bunch of credentials, so I can go get a job in the field that I'm in. I can always get a job. Yeah, but I couldn't keep I couldn't. Man, they would try to hold us together. It's so hard. Try not to go there as high as I was going to be.

But eventually they start seeing it. Right. They're like, oh, man, something ain't right. Something ain't right with this guy. You know, one day I drove. I'm not kidding. I drove all the way from my house in Eudora, Kansas. to my job in fucking Missouri without my shoes on. Forgot to put my shoes on. And I get all the way to 635. I'm like, I gotta turn around. I didn't have my fucking shoes on.

But eventually they start seeing it. Right. They're like, oh, man, something ain't right. Something ain't right with this guy. You know, one day I drove. I'm not kidding. I drove all the way from my house in Eudora, Kansas. to my job in fucking Missouri without my shoes on. Forgot to put my shoes on. And I get all the way to 635. I'm like, I gotta turn around. I didn't have my fucking shoes on.

But eventually they start seeing it. Right. They're like, oh, man, something ain't right. Something ain't right with this guy. You know, one day I drove. I'm not kidding. I drove all the way from my house in Eudora, Kansas. to my job in fucking Missouri without my shoes on. Forgot to put my shoes on. And I get all the way to 635. I'm like, I gotta turn around. I didn't have my fucking shoes on.

That's how bad it was. Okay, now that's towards the end. But so anyways, I get out of court. I get found guilty of that one crime. And then So that kicked off everything. So now they're over my shoulder watching me, you know, and I got a report and I got to pass the drug test, which I can't pass. I can't pass the drug test. There's no way. It's just impossible. I can't.

That's how bad it was. Okay, now that's towards the end. But so anyways, I get out of court. I get found guilty of that one crime. And then So that kicked off everything. So now they're over my shoulder watching me, you know, and I got a report and I got to pass the drug test, which I can't pass. I can't pass the drug test. There's no way. It's just impossible. I can't.

That's how bad it was. Okay, now that's towards the end. But so anyways, I get out of court. I get found guilty of that one crime. And then So that kicked off everything. So now they're over my shoulder watching me, you know, and I got a report and I got to pass the drug test, which I can't pass. I can't pass the drug test. There's no way. It's just impossible. I can't.

I mean, it would take weeks. You know, I can't I'd be dead in the gutter before I, you know, before I could pass the drug test. So I don't think that was a stipulation at the time. It was just real. You know, you had to go to work and start paying your fines. none of which I ever did. I never paid $1 of the fines. I refused to, I just didn't want to do it. I'm like, what are they going to do?

I mean, it would take weeks. You know, I can't I'd be dead in the gutter before I, you know, before I could pass the drug test. So I don't think that was a stipulation at the time. It was just real. You know, you had to go to work and start paying your fines. none of which I ever did. I never paid $1 of the fines. I refused to, I just didn't want to do it. I'm like, what are they going to do?

I mean, it would take weeks. You know, I can't I'd be dead in the gutter before I, you know, before I could pass the drug test. So I don't think that was a stipulation at the time. It was just real. You know, you had to go to work and start paying your fines. none of which I ever did. I never paid $1 of the fines. I refused to, I just didn't want to do it. I'm like, what are they going to do?

Well, they can actually, they can send it to collections and put on your credit report, you know, but they really can't force you to pay it. Right. So anyways, I never, I didn't, you know, I'd make a little $50 payment or something. My probation officer asks, you know, so anyways, I'm on probation and I'm not living at home. And this is when it got really bad.