David
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I've never seen the movie. I have to watch it. They used to rob drugstores. There's one, a movie with Matt Dillon in it called Drugs for Cowboys. You see that?
I've never seen the movie. I have to watch it. They used to rob drugstores. There's one, a movie with Matt Dillon in it called Drugs for Cowboys. You see that?
I've never seen the movie. I have to watch it. They used to rob drugstores. There's one, a movie with Matt Dillon in it called Drugs for Cowboys. You see that?
It was bad luck. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I got real close to robbing drugstores. Believe me. So instead, what I did was start duplicating prescriptions. which went over real well. It went over so well. I started doing it more and more and more. Right. And what, and here's how that ended. This really happened. I took the, it was so simple. I'm like, dude, is the numbers on here and everything.
It was bad luck. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I got real close to robbing drugstores. Believe me. So instead, what I did was start duplicating prescriptions. which went over real well. It went over so well. I started doing it more and more and more. Right. And what, and here's how that ended. This really happened. I took the, it was so simple. I'm like, dude, is the numbers on here and everything.
It was bad luck. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I got real close to robbing drugstores. Believe me. So instead, what I did was start duplicating prescriptions. which went over real well. It went over so well. I started doing it more and more and more. Right. And what, and here's how that ended. This really happened. I took the, it was so simple. I'm like, dude, is the numbers on here and everything.
All I got to do is just copy it. I mean, why can't I just go to Kinko's and make a bunch of copies?
All I got to do is just copy it. I mean, why can't I just go to Kinko's and make a bunch of copies?
All I got to do is just copy it. I mean, why can't I just go to Kinko's and make a bunch of copies?
So I did. Right. And it went great. It was good for like a long time until finally one day I went to the pharmacy and you're always a little bit nervous. Wait for your prescription to fill, you know, and the pharmacist called me up there and she goes, Hey, listen, I know this isn't a real prescription, but I have to report it.
So I did. Right. And it went great. It was good for like a long time until finally one day I went to the pharmacy and you're always a little bit nervous. Wait for your prescription to fill, you know, and the pharmacist called me up there and she goes, Hey, listen, I know this isn't a real prescription, but I have to report it.
So I did. Right. And it went great. It was good for like a long time until finally one day I went to the pharmacy and you're always a little bit nervous. Wait for your prescription to fill, you know, and the pharmacist called me up there and she goes, Hey, listen, I know this isn't a real prescription, but I have to report it.
So I'm going to give you 15 minutes to go as far away from here as you can go before I do anything about this. And don't ever come back in this drugstore again. I said, okay, I'll see you later. So I never did it again. You know, I never got caught. Luckily, God damn, I don't know. What's the statute of limitations? It's been long enough. It's been like six or seven years, right? Most of the time.
So I'm going to give you 15 minutes to go as far away from here as you can go before I do anything about this. And don't ever come back in this drugstore again. I said, okay, I'll see you later. So I never did it again. You know, I never got caught. Luckily, God damn, I don't know. What's the statute of limitations? It's been long enough. It's been like six or seven years, right? Most of the time.
So I'm going to give you 15 minutes to go as far away from here as you can go before I do anything about this. And don't ever come back in this drugstore again. I said, okay, I'll see you later. So I never did it again. You know, I never got caught. Luckily, God damn, I don't know. What's the statute of limitations? It's been long enough. It's been like six or seven years, right? Most of the time.
I should know that. Could be three to five years. Okay, so it's been longer than five. Yeah, I went to jail. It's been longer than five. So I can talk about any of these crimes. So yeah, I wasn't out stealing. I was doing stuff like that. You know what I mean? So I did that. It worked for a while. And then I had to go back to buying it or going back to the clinic or whatever.
I should know that. Could be three to five years. Okay, so it's been longer than five. Yeah, I went to jail. It's been longer than five. So I can talk about any of these crimes. So yeah, I wasn't out stealing. I was doing stuff like that. You know what I mean? So I did that. It worked for a while. And then I had to go back to buying it or going back to the clinic or whatever.
I should know that. Could be three to five years. Okay, so it's been longer than five. Yeah, I went to jail. It's been longer than five. So I can talk about any of these crimes. So yeah, I wasn't out stealing. I was doing stuff like that. You know what I mean? So I did that. It worked for a while. And then I had to go back to buying it or going back to the clinic or whatever.
But, or, and then eventually I just got a crooked doctor, you know, this doctor in, in Leavenworth, this is connected to he, he gets busted. You could just go in there. I was taking people in there. It was like a pill mill. It was like that guy that, you know, and you just get whatever you want. I'd bring, take, have other people go there. You know, I had this whole thing set up.
But, or, and then eventually I just got a crooked doctor, you know, this doctor in, in Leavenworth, this is connected to he, he gets busted. You could just go in there. I was taking people in there. It was like a pill mill. It was like that guy that, you know, and you just get whatever you want. I'd bring, take, have other people go there. You know, I had this whole thing set up.