David

I'm going to say a bond hearing. I'm like, yes, good. This is good. He knows I've been in there a long time. He's loosening up. This guy's, you know, I'm going to get a bond reduction. They hadn't given me one, not one in this entire length of time. I've been in jail now for six months, dude.

I'm going to say a bond hearing. I'm like, yes, good. This is good. He knows I've been in there a long time. He's loosening up. This guy's, you know, I'm going to get a bond reduction. They hadn't given me one, not one in this entire length of time. I've been in jail now for six months, dude.

I'm going to say a bond hearing. I'm like, yes, good. This is good. He knows I've been in there a long time. He's loosening up. This guy's, you know, I'm going to get a bond reduction. They hadn't given me one, not one in this entire length of time. I've been in jail now for six months, dude.

Six months, which is a long time, which is about to surpass the amount of time that I would really have to do if I were convicted. You know what I mean? Now, they're saying you're going to do four years in prison. But the truth is, it would be a miracle if you got a year. I think a year in prison, right? That's ridiculous. First time, they're not going to send. And the guy lawyer did say that.

Six months, which is a long time, which is about to surpass the amount of time that I would really have to do if I were convicted. You know what I mean? Now, they're saying you're going to do four years in prison. But the truth is, it would be a miracle if you got a year. I think a year in prison, right? That's ridiculous. First time, they're not going to send. And the guy lawyer did say that.

Six months, which is a long time, which is about to surpass the amount of time that I would really have to do if I were convicted. You know what I mean? Now, they're saying you're going to do four years in prison. But the truth is, it would be a miracle if you got a year. I think a year in prison, right? That's ridiculous. First time, they're not going to send. And the guy lawyer did say that.

He said, listen, dude, what are you so worried about? I said, I don't want to go to prison. He goes, man, you ain't going to. They're not going to put you in prison, man. Now, I said, that's not how they're acting. They're acting. They're upset. They're acting like they want me to go to prison. He goes, listen, I've been doing business in this courtroom. I know that judge.

He said, listen, dude, what are you so worried about? I said, I don't want to go to prison. He goes, man, you ain't going to. They're not going to put you in prison, man. Now, I said, that's not how they're acting. They're acting. They're upset. They're acting like they want me to go to prison. He goes, listen, I've been doing business in this courtroom. I know that judge.

He said, listen, dude, what are you so worried about? I said, I don't want to go to prison. He goes, man, you ain't going to. They're not going to put you in prison, man. Now, I said, that's not how they're acting. They're acting. They're upset. They're acting like they want me to go to prison. He goes, listen, I've been doing business in this courtroom. I know that judge.

He's not going to put me in prison. I was like, really? I still don't want to be a felon. I don't care. I don't care if they let me out today. I'm not leaving until I'm not a felon. So anyways, he goes away, and this woman lawyer comes in, and we start strategizing. And then she asked me what to do in court. This actually happened to me. I said, okay, listen.

He's not going to put me in prison. I was like, really? I still don't want to be a felon. I don't care. I don't care if they let me out today. I'm not leaving until I'm not a felon. So anyways, he goes away, and this woman lawyer comes in, and we start strategizing. And then she asked me what to do in court. This actually happened to me. I said, okay, listen.

He's not going to put me in prison. I was like, really? I still don't want to be a felon. I don't care. I don't care if they let me out today. I'm not leaving until I'm not a felon. So anyways, he goes away, and this woman lawyer comes in, and we start strategizing. And then she asked me what to do in court. This actually happened to me. I said, okay, listen.

Just all I want to do is get a bond reduction. Please get me out of this jail. I've been here for six months. Get me out of this jail. And she looks at me straight in the face and says, I'm not, I'm not going to do that. I said, what? You're not going to do what? I'm not, I'm not going to embarrass myself by asking for bond in this case. I'm like, embarrass yourself by asking for bond.

Just all I want to do is get a bond reduction. Please get me out of this jail. I've been here for six months. Get me out of this jail. And she looks at me straight in the face and says, I'm not, I'm not going to do that. I said, what? You're not going to do what? I'm not, I'm not going to embarrass myself by asking for bond in this case. I'm like, embarrass yourself by asking for bond.

Just all I want to do is get a bond reduction. Please get me out of this jail. I've been here for six months. Get me out of this jail. And she looks at me straight in the face and says, I'm not, I'm not going to do that. I said, what? You're not going to do what? I'm not, I'm not going to embarrass myself by asking for bond in this case. I'm like, embarrass yourself by asking for bond.

That's your fucking job. What are you talking about? What are you talking about now? What? You're not going to ask for, why would you do that? And so the session ends, and I go back to my cell, and I'm like, man, this is weird. Why would she not ask for bond? I mean, that's her job. She's, again, trying to get me to take a plea, and this is what she's telling me.

That's your fucking job. What are you talking about? What are you talking about now? What? You're not going to ask for, why would you do that? And so the session ends, and I go back to my cell, and I'm like, man, this is weird. Why would she not ask for bond? I mean, that's her job. She's, again, trying to get me to take a plea, and this is what she's telling me.

That's your fucking job. What are you talking about? What are you talking about now? What? You're not going to ask for, why would you do that? And so the session ends, and I go back to my cell, and I'm like, man, this is weird. Why would she not ask for bond? I mean, that's her job. She's, again, trying to get me to take a plea, and this is what she's telling me.

Now, listen, I know some of these people, and I know I can get you a really good deal. I can get you out of jail, and you won't go to prison, and all you have to do is agree to five years of probation. And I'm like, and, and, and I'm going to be a felon for the rest of my life. I mean, there's no getting rid of that. Right. Yeah. But, but listen, it's no big deal. It's just, it's five years.

Now, listen, I know some of these people, and I know I can get you a really good deal. I can get you out of jail, and you won't go to prison, and all you have to do is agree to five years of probation. And I'm like, and, and, and I'm going to be a felon for the rest of my life. I mean, there's no getting rid of that. Right. Yeah. But, but listen, it's no big deal. It's just, it's five years.