David
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And I didn't want to give this woman any shit, really. But in this situation, I kind of had to. So my plan was, I'm going to go to this hearing, and I'm just going to raise hell in here and cause it to be delayed. I mean I can do something to delay this case. And what I'll do is – what I was thinking was I'll just – I'll fire my lawyer real loud-like and real obnoxious-like.
And so the woman comes and gets me and shackles me up and puts me in the elevator, and I kind of know her. And I said, boy, just wait until you see what happens in court today, so-and-so. It's going to be a real show in there. I can't wait to get in there and talk to old dude in there and stuff. And she's like, but why are you, you, you keep yourself under control in there.
And so the woman comes and gets me and shackles me up and puts me in the elevator, and I kind of know her. And I said, boy, just wait until you see what happens in court today, so-and-so. It's going to be a real show in there. I can't wait to get in there and talk to old dude in there and stuff. And she's like, but why are you, you, you keep yourself under control in there.
And so the woman comes and gets me and shackles me up and puts me in the elevator, and I kind of know her. And I said, boy, just wait until you see what happens in court today, so-and-so. It's going to be a real show in there. I can't wait to get in there and talk to old dude in there and stuff. And she's like, but why are you, you, you keep yourself under control in there.
I don't want to, I don't want to have any problems with you in that, in that courtroom. I'm like, don't worry about it. It ain't going to be any big deal. I'm just going to, I got to get it. I got to get an extension. I just got to get one, you know? And man, I didn't know it was going to make this woman this nervous. She was nervous about what I was going to do in this courtroom.
I don't want to, I don't want to have any problems with you in that, in that courtroom. I'm like, don't worry about it. It ain't going to be any big deal. I'm just going to, I got to get it. I got to get an extension. I just got to get one, you know? And man, I didn't know it was going to make this woman this nervous. She was nervous about what I was going to do in this courtroom.
I don't want to, I don't want to have any problems with you in that, in that courtroom. I'm like, don't worry about it. It ain't going to be any big deal. I'm just going to, I got to get it. I got to get an extension. I just got to get one, you know? And man, I didn't know it was going to make this woman this nervous. She was nervous about what I was going to do in this courtroom.
So instead, so comes my time, they call my case, they open the door and, She walks up. The guard stands right behind me and my lawyer. And I'm going to fire this lawyer anyways. And I was going to tell him, dude, I'm sorry. Got to get ready, man. You got to go because I got to delay this case. I didn't even get that out of my mouth. And by the way, he was drunk, too. I swear he was drunk.
So instead, so comes my time, they call my case, they open the door and, She walks up. The guard stands right behind me and my lawyer. And I'm going to fire this lawyer anyways. And I was going to tell him, dude, I'm sorry. Got to get ready, man. You got to go because I got to delay this case. I didn't even get that out of my mouth. And by the way, he was drunk, too. I swear he was drunk.
So instead, so comes my time, they call my case, they open the door and, She walks up. The guard stands right behind me and my lawyer. And I'm going to fire this lawyer anyways. And I was going to tell him, dude, I'm sorry. Got to get ready, man. You got to go because I got to delay this case. I didn't even get that out of my mouth. And by the way, he was drunk, too. I swear he was drunk.
He was kind of.
He was kind of.
He was kind of.
he knew what i was doing and he was kind of chuckling about it well i i got up in his ear to talk to talk to him and the and the lawyer that the guard was right behind me right in my face like sticking her face out and i'm like i go i turn and i go do you fucking mind right right in the hole and she goes oh that's enough that's enough i'm at it she picks me up out of the chair just grabs me up out of the fucking chair and starts pushing me out the door
he knew what i was doing and he was kind of chuckling about it well i i got up in his ear to talk to talk to him and the and the lawyer that the guard was right behind me right in my face like sticking her face out and i'm like i go i turn and i go do you fucking mind right right in the hole and she goes oh that's enough that's enough i'm at it she picks me up out of the chair just grabs me up out of the fucking chair and starts pushing me out the door
he knew what i was doing and he was kind of chuckling about it well i i got up in his ear to talk to talk to him and the and the lawyer that the guard was right behind me right in my face like sticking her face out and i'm like i go i turn and i go do you fucking mind right right in the hole and she goes oh that's enough that's enough i'm at it she picks me up out of the chair just grabs me up out of the fucking chair and starts pushing me out the door
I'm like, oh shit. I start arguing with her right there. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? We stopped going back and forth, bickering back and forth. And I, I kicked the door. I remember I kicked the door open so hard that I had like my hands behind my back and I, bam, I keep the door open to get out of the courtroom. So it worked. It actually worked.
I'm like, oh shit. I start arguing with her right there. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? We stopped going back and forth, bickering back and forth. And I, I kicked the door. I remember I kicked the door open so hard that I had like my hands behind my back and I, bam, I keep the door open to get out of the courtroom. So it worked. It actually worked.
I'm like, oh shit. I start arguing with her right there. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? We stopped going back and forth, bickering back and forth. And I, I kicked the door. I remember I kicked the door open so hard that I had like my hands behind my back and I, bam, I keep the door open to get out of the courtroom. So it worked. It actually worked.
They, they had to delay this trial now, but, So they did, but I still had the same lawyer. I still had the same guy. I didn't even have time to fire the guy because this idiot officer got too shooken up about what was going on. She gets in there and starts screaming at me. I said, look, I wasn't going to do anything violent. That's not what I meant by saying I wasn't going to cause a problem.