David

Oh yeah, that's good. That'll work out. He'll, he'll fix that. I'm like, yeah, I know. I know. I tried to get him on this case, but he won't do it. Little did I know I could have just hired him. I didn't know you could hire the guy. I thought he was a public defender. I had no idea. Okay. I had no idea. I could just hire the guy.

So this one, I talked to her for hours, plotting this case and it comes time to go to court. And, uh, and I said, I tell her, I said, listen, the first thing we're going to do is let's get this bond reduced down to a reasonable bond. It's getting out of jail. It's just, let's just try to get it. I didn't say, get me out of jail. I said, just get the bond cut in half. It's $150,000.

So this one, I talked to her for hours, plotting this case and it comes time to go to court. And, uh, and I said, I tell her, I said, listen, the first thing we're going to do is let's get this bond reduced down to a reasonable bond. It's getting out of jail. It's just, let's just try to get it. I didn't say, get me out of jail. I said, just get the bond cut in half. It's $150,000.

So this one, I talked to her for hours, plotting this case and it comes time to go to court. And, uh, and I said, I tell her, I said, listen, the first thing we're going to do is let's get this bond reduced down to a reasonable bond. It's getting out of jail. It's just, let's just try to get it. I didn't say, get me out of jail. I said, just get the bond cut in half. It's $150,000.

And I know that he's, he's the last time I was in court, he was, I asked for bond because my lawyer wouldn't do it. The man, I said, your honor, there is, I want to ask about bond. He goes, yeah. How long have you been in there anyways? And he's looking at his paper and I'm like, I've been in here for six months. He goes, wow, six months. I said, yeah. And he goes, okay, okay.

And I know that he's, he's the last time I was in court, he was, I asked for bond because my lawyer wouldn't do it. The man, I said, your honor, there is, I want to ask about bond. He goes, yeah. How long have you been in there anyways? And he's looking at his paper and I'm like, I've been in here for six months. He goes, wow, six months. I said, yeah. And he goes, okay, okay.

And I know that he's, he's the last time I was in court, he was, I asked for bond because my lawyer wouldn't do it. The man, I said, your honor, there is, I want to ask about bond. He goes, yeah. How long have you been in there anyways? And he's looking at his paper and I'm like, I've been in here for six months. He goes, wow, six months. I said, yeah. And he goes, okay, okay.

I'm going to say a bond hearing. I'm like, yes, good. This is good. He knows I've been in there a long time. He's loosening up. This guy's, you know, I'm going to get a bond reduction. They hadn't given me one, not one in this entire length of time. I've been in jail now for six months, dude.

I'm going to say a bond hearing. I'm like, yes, good. This is good. He knows I've been in there a long time. He's loosening up. This guy's, you know, I'm going to get a bond reduction. They hadn't given me one, not one in this entire length of time. I've been in jail now for six months, dude.

I'm going to say a bond hearing. I'm like, yes, good. This is good. He knows I've been in there a long time. He's loosening up. This guy's, you know, I'm going to get a bond reduction. They hadn't given me one, not one in this entire length of time. I've been in jail now for six months, dude.

Six months, which is a long time, which is about to surpass the amount of time that I would really have to do if I were convicted. You know what I mean? Now, they're saying you're going to do four years in prison. But the truth is, it would be a miracle if you got a year. I think a year in prison, right? That's ridiculous. First time, they're not going to send. And the guy lawyer did say that.

Six months, which is a long time, which is about to surpass the amount of time that I would really have to do if I were convicted. You know what I mean? Now, they're saying you're going to do four years in prison. But the truth is, it would be a miracle if you got a year. I think a year in prison, right? That's ridiculous. First time, they're not going to send. And the guy lawyer did say that.

Six months, which is a long time, which is about to surpass the amount of time that I would really have to do if I were convicted. You know what I mean? Now, they're saying you're going to do four years in prison. But the truth is, it would be a miracle if you got a year. I think a year in prison, right? That's ridiculous. First time, they're not going to send. And the guy lawyer did say that.

He said, listen, dude, what are you so worried about? I said, I don't want to go to prison. He goes, man, you ain't going to. They're not going to put you in prison, man. Now, I said, that's not how they're acting. They're acting. They're upset. They're acting like they want me to go to prison. He goes, listen, I've been doing business in this courtroom. I know that judge.

He said, listen, dude, what are you so worried about? I said, I don't want to go to prison. He goes, man, you ain't going to. They're not going to put you in prison, man. Now, I said, that's not how they're acting. They're acting. They're upset. They're acting like they want me to go to prison. He goes, listen, I've been doing business in this courtroom. I know that judge.

He said, listen, dude, what are you so worried about? I said, I don't want to go to prison. He goes, man, you ain't going to. They're not going to put you in prison, man. Now, I said, that's not how they're acting. They're acting. They're upset. They're acting like they want me to go to prison. He goes, listen, I've been doing business in this courtroom. I know that judge.

He's not going to put me in prison. I was like, really? I still don't want to be a felon. I don't care. I don't care if they let me out today. I'm not leaving until I'm not a felon. So anyways, he goes away, and this woman lawyer comes in, and we start strategizing. And then she asked me what to do in court. This actually happened to me. I said, okay, listen.

He's not going to put me in prison. I was like, really? I still don't want to be a felon. I don't care. I don't care if they let me out today. I'm not leaving until I'm not a felon. So anyways, he goes away, and this woman lawyer comes in, and we start strategizing. And then she asked me what to do in court. This actually happened to me. I said, okay, listen.

He's not going to put me in prison. I was like, really? I still don't want to be a felon. I don't care. I don't care if they let me out today. I'm not leaving until I'm not a felon. So anyways, he goes away, and this woman lawyer comes in, and we start strategizing. And then she asked me what to do in court. This actually happened to me. I said, okay, listen.

Just all I want to do is get a bond reduction. Please get me out of this jail. I've been here for six months. Get me out of this jail. And she looks at me straight in the face and says, I'm not, I'm not going to do that. I said, what? You're not going to do what? I'm not, I'm not going to embarrass myself by asking for bond in this case. I'm like, embarrass yourself by asking for bond.