David

I got my phone with me and it was all, I somehow, I just called my wife and my phone was still on. And she heard me say something to another woman. All I said was, Hey, you look, you're looking good or something like that. Well, she blows up and starts screaming on the right. And I start screaming back. Kind of. Not even really freaking out. The effing cops show up at the swimming pool, dude.

I got my phone with me and it was all, I somehow, I just called my wife and my phone was still on. And she heard me say something to another woman. All I said was, Hey, you look, you're looking good or something like that. Well, she blows up and starts screaming on the right. And I start screaming back. Kind of. Not even really freaking out. The effing cops show up at the swimming pool, dude.

All this shit's true. I swear you can look it up. They show up at the swimming pool and try to take me to jail. At the swimming pool, they had me out in the parking lot. They never handcuffed me, but almost. And if they would have, if I wouldn't have known the cop, and almost took me to jail. Over, over, over, talking to my wife. So guess what?

All this shit's true. I swear you can look it up. They show up at the swimming pool and try to take me to jail. At the swimming pool, they had me out in the parking lot. They never handcuffed me, but almost. And if they would have, if I wouldn't have known the cop, and almost took me to jail. Over, over, over, talking to my wife. So guess what?

All this shit's true. I swear you can look it up. They show up at the swimming pool and try to take me to jail. At the swimming pool, they had me out in the parking lot. They never handcuffed me, but almost. And if they would have, if I wouldn't have known the cop, and almost took me to jail. Over, over, over, talking to my wife. So guess what?

They wouldn't let me leave until I tracked her down and made sure that she was safe. I'm like, what do you think I got? Are hidden in my swimming trunks or under my towel? It's like a kidnapper or something. You know what I mean? It was, it was just ridiculous. It was, it's none of it was my fault, man. I didn't do anything to deserve any of that. You know what I'm saying?

They wouldn't let me leave until I tracked her down and made sure that she was safe. I'm like, what do you think I got? Are hidden in my swimming trunks or under my towel? It's like a kidnapper or something. You know what I mean? It was, it was just ridiculous. It was, it's none of it was my fault, man. I didn't do anything to deserve any of that. You know what I'm saying?

They wouldn't let me leave until I tracked her down and made sure that she was safe. I'm like, what do you think I got? Are hidden in my swimming trunks or under my towel? It's like a kidnapper or something. You know what I mean? It was, it was just ridiculous. It was, it's none of it was my fault, man. I didn't do anything to deserve any of that. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. So, so when I got out of jail, I thought, man, I better shut up. I better shut up. I don't want to know who the cops are in this town. And luckily the, like the chief of police or whatever, they all, they've all retired and grown up and they don't, you know what I mean? But when I go back to that, that jail to go to the, I went there the other day for a traffic ticket twice.

Yeah. So, so when I got out of jail, I thought, man, I better shut up. I better shut up. I don't want to know who the cops are in this town. And luckily the, like the chief of police or whatever, they all, they've all retired and grown up and they don't, you know what I mean? But when I go back to that, that jail to go to the, I went there the other day for a traffic ticket twice.

Yeah. So, so when I got out of jail, I thought, man, I better shut up. I better shut up. I don't want to know who the cops are in this town. And luckily the, like the chief of police or whatever, they all, they've all retired and grown up and they don't, you know what I mean? But when I go back to that, that jail to go to the, I went there the other day for a traffic ticket twice.

I had to, and since then, and they all know me and they're like, Hey man, what do you, this is what they say, man, you got fat. You got fat. You know, you gained a bunch of weight. You look, you know, like, yeah, well, that's what happens when you, you know, stop doing that. You know, everybody gets that's what usually happens. They said, well, you know, they were pretty cool.

I had to, and since then, and they all know me and they're like, Hey man, what do you, this is what they say, man, you got fat. You got fat. You know, you gained a bunch of weight. You look, you know, like, yeah, well, that's what happens when you, you know, stop doing that. You know, everybody gets that's what usually happens. They said, well, you know, they were pretty cool.

I had to, and since then, and they all know me and they're like, Hey man, what do you, this is what they say, man, you got fat. You got fat. You know, you gained a bunch of weight. You look, you know, like, yeah, well, that's what happens when you, you know, stop doing that. You know, everybody gets that's what usually happens. They said, well, you know, they were pretty cool.

The jail was pretty respectful. But here's one thing. Why would they start? Why do they try to starve people in jail? I don't know. What benefit is that? What do you think they're doing there? By not allowing people to eat enough. What's the purpose of that? I mean, you don't know that. Saving money. We're trying to save money. You think that.

The jail was pretty respectful. But here's one thing. Why would they start? Why do they try to starve people in jail? I don't know. What benefit is that? What do you think they're doing there? By not allowing people to eat enough. What's the purpose of that? I mean, you don't know that. Saving money. We're trying to save money. You think that.

The jail was pretty respectful. But here's one thing. Why would they start? Why do they try to starve people in jail? I don't know. What benefit is that? What do you think they're doing there? By not allowing people to eat enough. What's the purpose of that? I mean, you don't know that. Saving money. We're trying to save money. You think that.

Now, listen, don't you think like 90 percent of the problems are in jail are related to food issues and stuff like that? You think they would. Why can't they just serve an extra? I mean, doesn't it seem like it would be beneficial to freaking feed people to get them to stop being so. I don't know.

Now, listen, don't you think like 90 percent of the problems are in jail are related to food issues and stuff like that? You think they would. Why can't they just serve an extra? I mean, doesn't it seem like it would be beneficial to freaking feed people to get them to stop being so. I don't know.

Now, listen, don't you think like 90 percent of the problems are in jail are related to food issues and stuff like that? You think they would. Why can't they just serve an extra? I mean, doesn't it seem like it would be beneficial to freaking feed people to get them to stop being so. I don't know.