Dawgface Calderon
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He never got his dick sucked.
Right?
He never had a chance to go to a strip club.
He never had a chance to go to a Braves game.
He never had a chance to go to a soccer game.
He never had a chance to watch the Olympics.
He never got a chance to watch fucking
So he never had a chance to do any of that.
And you want him to come back to save you motherfuckers again for the second time.
Good luck.
Good luck with that.
If I was him and I came back here, I would go get me a big booty bitch and some tequila and I would go walk the beaches of Sao Paulo, Brazil.
I would not be fucking with you.
Are you serious?
If God told me, hey, I'm going to make you a messenger of mine.
I'm straight.
I'm good.
Give me a Cadillac.
I'm straight on that.
You want me to sacrifice myself for people who we know?