Dax Flame
Appearances
Bad Friends
Life & Fettuccini
So they- You got Life and Fettuccine. He got the- Life and Fettuccine. We booked you Life and Fettuccine. You're going to love it. But that's not the short I did. It's not short at all. It's a seven-hour movie.
Bad Friends
Life & Fettuccini
This is going to be awesome. We just got the pizza, but the driver said they didn't want to be in the video.
Bad Friends
Life & Fettuccini
Yes, that's it. That's it. You will forever be bound to a studio apartment and never get laid again.
Bad Friends
Life & Fettuccini
Don't be afraid. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. He was hung. The Clintons, they are at fault. They did it all because of the children.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
I asked about my maid in Houston, and apparently she's fine. She's illegal. Well, that's good.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Are you wearing these clothes that you're wearing now, or are you wearing... No, uh, I wore shorts today.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
No, real war. It's coming. If I didn't think I had a chance anymore. You'd just play dead. Play possum. Yeah. Unless there was someone I could potentially help.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Yeah, I would probably just point out that every single person has died as they left. Oh, all right.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
That would probably, yeah, that would make more sense than just people going forward using someone as a shield. Yeah, yeah. Pretty heavily.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Put a spell on her. She asked me to keep it private, but I don't like to keep anything private.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
It's better that you're here. Oh, thank you. What kind of things do you like to do?
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
I'm quite horny, so they can wait. I know, but... How big is it limp? I'm uncomfortable with your publicist hearing problems.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
I guess make out. Make out? Then? Maybe see whatever you're comfortable with.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
I think maybe just play it by ear. You want me to play with your ears? Sure. Wonderful.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
It's cool to meet you. Nice to meet you. How are you? Good. Do you go to school? You seem really cool. Cool. Do you like hockey? Yeah.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Would you like us both to be there? So, it would either be just you or just the two of you? No, I'm... I'm probably not going to be there.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Well, I think if there's just one other person on a date, it might feel... Well, I actually don't know.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
We're on a date. That could be... Distracting? Yeah, but it might make things less...
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
If I felt comfortable with someone and there was a good, yeah, then I would be comfortable too.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Depressing. How did you get it, do you think? You got it from traveling? Yeah, probably just from traveling. Was it a bug or the physical, like you were? They told me it was the flu because then I went to the doctor to see if I needed any medicine and they said it was the flu.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
it wasn't COVID it was before COVID after wow wow that's incredible and how long were you there with the flu one week so one day healthy and then six days sick and then I went back so you were in bed for six days well yeah I mean the second day I was kind of like just kind of like walking around but feeling bad and I was like I'm just gonna relax at my hotel and then I just started to feel really bad wow so you spent six days in a hotel basically yes who'd you go with just solo
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
I was excited. Bought my ticket. Let's take this trip. Well, it's awesome going around, but there's something else going around. It's the flu, and I miss you. Wow. Sick in Japan. Sick in Japan.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Yeah, because I have videos that I have to post still. I could make new ones.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Of course. Okay, there's an 1120. I am supposed to go to New York on Friday. Why? Because someone wanted me to come make videos for them.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You are scared of it. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know how that would sound.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
maybe i can't remember specific yeah yeah you how about rednecks have you done it can you do a redneck you know i mean impression you could because it's white go ahead hey y'all hey hey do you do you like do you do you like uh trailers i do do you yeah we do you have one for sale yeah how much yeah well tell us about it i don't want to just buy it okay yeah you're right how much you got
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
My friend said she met you and she said that I'm friends with Dax and you said... Oh, wait, stop, stop, stop.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't want to make you uncomfortable by confronting you. I asked her if, I told her, I said, can I call you? I want to ask you about the smell thing on Bad Friends.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Well, I don't have a sense of smell, so I take showers whenever I'm going to be around people because I can't tell anymore since I lost my sense of smell a couple years ago.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
Yeah. I'm going to tell you something right now. That's not true. You don't smell bad.
Bad Friends
Sick In Japan
You don't hug. That's what I said. I said, I'm usually sitting like seven.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
It was hard to tell because it was quite overwhelming. I had never done it in front of that many people, but it was fun.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
I can't hear you. Awesome. I love going to the aquarium. My favorite thing is always just looking at all the jellyfish. But I always just wish there were some peanut butter fish as well. Ich habe mich letztendlich verabschiedet. Nicht meine Schuld, das verspreche ich dir.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Aber sie hatte immer Schmerzen und würde mich wirklich wütend machen, weil ich mir gesagt hätte, keine Sorge, es ist nur in deinem Kopf. Und dann würde sie sagen, nein, ich habe wirklich einen Schmerz. Und ich würde sagen, nein, es ist wirklich nur in deinem Kopf. Okay, ehrlich gesagt.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Yeah, yeah. People were like, that's awesome. You performed there because people love that place.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Oh, he's nice. He's a nice guy. I didn't say... He's a nice guy. Yeah, he was very nice.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Did you already look into the camera and say what you want to say to them? Like, not a, I guess they don't need an apology, but maybe just an explanation, right?
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Wow, vielleicht sind sie nicht die richtigen Freunde. Oder wenn du mit ihnen trotzdem Freunde sein willst, kannst du es einfach an die Kamera sagen.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Hey guys, what they say, I'm not responsible for. I just am friends with them or whatever. And go on their podcasts every week and stuff. I can't be held responsible for that kind of thing. And let's just hang out. Let's ask for their friendship back. And can you just please come on and hang out with me? And here's why. I'd love to have y'all on the show to hash it out. And I'll tell you what.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
And I'll tell you what. If you do that, you're gonna have a heck of a time. Because maybe we'll go to six flags afterward. Or we could even... Or we could even... Go to the bowling alley or party. And I could teach you... Oh, sensitive word. Yeah.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
I'll give you an example of my... English? But the other one... Spanish and... But here's a little sample. Hola. Ich bin Rudi. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich. Ich liebe dich.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
My language. Oh, okay. Tagalog, how do you say it? Tagalog. Tagalog. Tagalog, yeah. I will teach you that.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
And I think you will too. What does it sound like, Tagalog? Like Spanish? Let's hear some of it. Hi. Hi.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Nun, ich glaube, ich habe genossen, Stand-Up vor einem echten Publikum zu machen, außerhalb eines offenen Mikros. Und dann vielleicht mehr Stand-Up und vielleicht einfach mehr Videos zu machen. Und dann weiter mit dem Dating und so weiter.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
I don't know. Well, think about it. I gotta go to work. Who wants two more? Oh my god. Me! Let's flip a coin.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Oh, okay, so whenever I go through fast food places, they're always like, thanks so much, enjoy your meal, and then I say, you too, but I'm the one eating the meal, not them.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Ready? I've been getting fast food a lot lately and every time I go through they say, enjoy your meal. You know how hard it is for me to not tell them to fuck themselves?
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
I've been getting fast food way too much lately. Every time I go, they're like, enjoy your meal. And I say, Aliyub, GoPro, all the way.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
I've been getting fast food way too much lately. Every time I go through the drive-thru though, they're like, enjoy your meal. And I say, alley-oop, GoPro all the way, beep-beep. And we wrote a joke. And that's very good.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
Oh, that was the one that was not a premise. Oh, that was my fault. Premise would be like I think my phone is listening to me and then something funny or like something about red flags or something.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
I think my phone is listening to me. I hope it doesn't hear me when I'm fucking myself.
Bad Friends
Bobby's Bowling Date
I just wasn't expecting fishing to get brought up in this political conversation.