Life & Fettuccini

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What dark magic do they discuss?

Andrew Santino 0:00
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Andrea Jin 0:07
You two are bad friends.
Andrew Santino 0:08
Who are these two idiots?
Andrea Jin 0:10
A white dude and an Asian dude.
Gene Hong 0:14
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.

What is the story behind Life & Fettuccini?

Bobby Lee 0:19
Where's McCone? He's not here. Where's McCone? Anyway.
Andrew Santino 0:44
Look at you, dumbfounded. Yeah, dumbfounded. Andrea Jin. Andrea Jin.
Bobby Lee 0:48
And none only than our lovable, beloved Gene Hong. Gene Hong. Wow. Wow. And look at, we did Korean hangbok. It's called hangbok? That's the clothing. And we were a hit at the Renaissance Faire. You guys were a big hit. I mean, people would bow to us. Wow. I made everyone do accents. Really? Yeah, yeah. Our boat crashed, and we don't know where we are.
Andrew Santino 1:16
Well, what is this family story as we look at this photo? Can you describe to me the family history and the story?
Bobby Lee 1:20
Well, okay, so my daughter, she's blind.
Andrew Santino 1:23
Oh, poor girl.
Bobby Lee 1:24
Yeah, she's blind and deaf. Wow. Yeah, and she has no idea what's going on. right? The other one is- You look wealthy, by the way. Yeah, we're very wealthy. Yeah. So then Dumbfounded plays a man who has many murders in Korea.
Andrew Santino 1:39
And he looks that way. He looks tired from all the murder.
Bobby Lee 1:41
Yeah, he murdered so many people, Japanese, Chinese, and Koreans. Wow. But mostly North Koreans. Wow. And I keep going, don't go to the North. Don't Yeah, yeah. And he will. And Gene is my, well, they think he's my assistant, but there's some, you know what I mean, other privileges I get. You get to have sex with him? That's not what I said. Well, that's what you said. In ancient Korean tradition, we don't talk about stuff like that. But yeah, sex. Yeah. So I got you a new wand. Here's a new one. Here you go, dude. It's a new elven wand that they have. Oh, look. Yeah, yeah. Look at this. It's a butt plug. Yeah, yeah. Stick your butthole right in there. Dude, come here, Carlos. You have a standard, just a wand. Still does magic. Yeah, but barely.
Bobby Lee 2:34
It makes dicks get hard. Are these handmade? Yes. Wow. Yeah, by Incel. In the Midwest. Anyway, here you go. I get a wand this time. You get a wand this time. Yeah, yeah. I get a wand. You get a wand. This time. You get a Spanish wand.
Andrew Santino 2:50
Wow, I actually like that a lot. Yeah, yeah. That one's very pretty. Let me see.
Bobby Lee 2:55
Here's a Spanish wand. Give it to me. Let me see it. And this one will be mine. And I'm going to say something to you. I have a wand. Here. Okay. So let's play a little dark magic. I learned about dark magic. And today, ladies and gentlemen, when you're listening, all right, today's dark magic is about revenge. Today's dark magic is about betrayal. And we have to use our wands to destroy these evil people. Look at me right there. Doing a seance.

What were the experiences at the Renaissance Faire?

Andrew Santino 3:27
Does that hat fit?
Bobby Lee 3:28
No.
Andrew Santino 3:29
I don't know if it's supposed to look like that. It's supposed to look like that. It is.
Bobby Lee 3:33
Yeah, yeah. And it was so uncomfortable. You have to constantly balance it. Can I see the girl who's seancing you? There she is.
Andrew Santino 3:39
That's my Aunt Barb.
Bobby Lee 3:43
Barb was great. She is. I had no idea what she was talking about, but it was great.
Andrew Santino 3:46
Now, do they speak in tongues and languages? How do they do this? Italian. It's kind of Italian. Yeah, yeah. So, here's the... So... Wait, here's the funniest thing.
Bobby Lee 4:00
Yeah.
Andrew Santino 4:00
Go back to that photo to the right.
Bobby Lee 4:02
Yeah.
Andrew Santino 4:02
And apologize for fans at home. I've lost my voice a little bit. Go out. Go to the other photo to the far right. Yeah. Now zoom in. The best part is you guys are dolled up. Yeah. Head to almost toe. Now zoom down to the feet and just sneak. It's just like the outfits are amazing, and then he's wearing Hoka running shoes.
Bobby Lee 4:21
I'll tell you, because when we went to the store, there were clogs, and there's no way. You're not rocking clogs all day. Yeah, we're not going to rock clogs. It's insane. Yeah, yeah. So I'm going to do my golden goose. They had golden gooses back then. Did they really? Yeah. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. So back to the dark magic, okay? So I don't know if you all know that I did a short film called... Death and Robin, right? Boo. No, yay. Yay. For that short film. Right. Okay. It was good. So I'll tell you something. So I'm at the Renaissance Fair, right? Do, do, do. Right? Do, do, do. Andrea Jin goes, because she's dating a writer. Ooh. Right?

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