Bobby's Moana Birthday! w/ Stavros Halkias
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What goofy Moana‑themed costume banter kicks off the episode?
No, it doesn't go on your head. It goes over your sh right shoulder.
It's everything has to be ninja with you.
I actually think that looks awesome. Moana, the Japanese soldier.
The tale they haven't told yet. The Japanese Moana soldier. They haven't told this tale yet. With drunk Tommy Lee. I didn't know drunk Tommy Lee was with us.
You two are bad
friends.
Who are these two idiots?
White dude and an Asian dude. You
two
are
disgusting. Woo! You two are something. We're bad friends.
What can I say except you welcome for the tides, the sun, the sky? Hey it's okay, it's okay. Let me just welcome I'm just an ordinary demig.
Okay, I can't give it a shot.
That's the chorus. Hey
Hey Hey what time Hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky When you're wadling ya That's when you're buggling. This guy When the nights got cold. Who stole you
fire from down below? I got it. What are you doing? You think you got it? That's the song, no? Yeah, no, it sounded actually perfect. Okay. So I I don't know whose choice was this Moana bull. It's my birthday. I get what we're doing. Happy birthday, Bobby. Happy birthday, Bobby. What can I say? What can
I say except happy birthday to a sweet little Chinese boy? Yeah. What can I say except happy birthday? Do this.
And
then do this. That's strong Tommy Lee. Yeah. This is from a fan. Happy birthday. Look at that. Did you see what I just threw on the table? Happy birthday. That's from a fan. That is two. Thank you.
Thank you. You got two
of 'em.
Yeah, these are have been here.
No, we
just got him. No, no, no. These have been in the b I've seen these in the in the studio before. We literally just got them. So uh today uh my girlfriend uh uh said that I have a disease. Which one? Marcelo Hernandez just texted me, called me. Should I call him back? Sure,
give him a ring. All right. It's your birthday, man. You wanna do whatever you want on your birthday. You gotta tell 'em you're
on the show.
Like a skull.
Congratulations, but are you above us? 'Cause you're on bad friends with Ander right now.
Oh no.
Yeah, say something. Hey man. Hey
man.
Honestly, Bobby, how often do you say thank you to Andrew for making your career?
What can I say except you're welcome? Oh my god! It's my birthday!
How often oh my God, Bobby, it's your birthday. How old are you now? Sixty nine?
I regret calling you Marcelo Hernando.
Oh my god. Listen Bobby.
What do you want? I think what do you need? I
I
I get you anything you want, baby. You want black market pineapples, you what do you what do you want?
On um on s on Saturday I'm doing a show in like a cool place in LA and I was wondering if you could wait tables for it.
You know what? I'm gonna hang up now.
How do the hosts celebrate Bobby’s birthday and exchange wishes?
I'm gonna hang up now on you.
I I love you, Bobby. I love you. Andrew, I just want to say when the whole industry stopped, Bobby was finished. Thank you for taking a chance on him.
Thank you. Thank you, brother. I appreciate it. I'll talk to you later. All right. Bye bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye. Okay. We
love that kid. He's fantastic.
He's on your side every time. He's the man. All right. So
I'm going to tell you what I have. What hey, what do you got? Your diseases. Now your girlfriend says you have a couple diseases. I have one disease.
Only one?
No. This is a true one though. And I I I regret to have it. And I don't want it. But I think I have it. It's gotta be uh HP V. I mean No, that's not HP V. What is it? First of all, can I just say something about my sexual juices? So wise. What are your sexual juices? What do you mean?
Hmm. Pure. Okay.
No go
to my doctor.
Check my juices. I'm
not gonna go to your doctor. You do you go to a guy at a Korean spa and he's your doctor. I know, but he has juice machine. Everything look good. He does blood work. That's all he says. He looks at you and I'm not sure. Can I just say what I have? What do you have? God dude. Schadenfreud. Schadenfreud, yeah. Yeah. What is it? Schadenfreud is when you're when you love the demise of others. Here's a why. It's feeling joy or satisfaction when you get something bad happens to another person. I know what Schadenfreud is.
So there's this one game, it was Germany versus Brazil.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What goofy Moana‑themed costume banter kicks off the episode?
0:00–3:21
2
How do the hosts celebrate Bobby’s birthday and exchange wishes?
3:21–7:42
3
What is Schadenfreude and how do the guests riff on it?
7:42–14:36
4
How does the conversation shift to comparing Moana with Odyssey and upcoming shows?
14:36–35:08
5
What bizarre animal‑themed jokes do the hosts riff on at the beginning of this segment?
35:08–45:29
6
How do the hosts transition from absurd sketch talk to reflections on fame and retirement?
45:29–55:21
7
What plans and ambitions do the comedians discuss for the next five years?
55:21–1:04:28
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode with promotions and a final thank‑you?
1:04:28–1:11:14