Dax Shepard

So he opens it while I'm on the phone with him.

Then I get the privilege of listening to him live react to the explanation of my arrest for burning books while he reads my application for a master's in library science.

That's him.

And so add him to the long list of people that was laughing.

Yes, I've been a youth services librarian for about five years.

No, you should add a librarian armchair anonymous prompt.

We've got some crazy stories.

They call us the America's living room.

Like we're the last free place you can be without the expectation of buying something.

Yeah, like the Elizabeth Smart thing.

That was at the library.

You get a lot of heartwarming stories there too.

Sure.

That's a great idea.

We had a bench at a library I used to work at that we called the makeout bench because it was like just around a corner.

Yeah.

So we'd have to just break up like a bunch of teens.

I mean, it would not have been as sweet if my family was not as fantastic as they are.

My grandma set the tone.

She was just like, this is going to be funny.