Dax Shepard

And I attached a document explaining basically what I sent to Emma when I submitted to Armchair Anonymous, like this is what happened.

And I actually got a call from the admissions counselor saying,

a couple of weeks later.

And he's like, I'm looking at this application here and I see that you submitted that you were suspended from school, but I'm not seeing anywhere on your transcript that that's reflected.

And I said, was it the end?

So it's not super obvious.

There's no gap.

It's the last thing that happened.

I said, did you read the attached document?

And he said, oh no, I didn't even see that.

Let me go look at it now.

So he opens it while I'm on the phone with him.

Then I get the privilege of listening to him live react to the explanation of my arrest for burning books while he reads my application for a master's in library science.

That's him.

And so add him to the long list of people that was laughing.

Yes, I've been a youth services librarian for about five years.

No, you should add a librarian armchair anonymous prompt.

We've got some crazy stories.

They call us the America's living room.

Like we're the last free place you can be without the expectation of buying something.