Dax

Put up a really embarrassing billboard on your property that faces where this new development would be. Something pornographic and horrible.

Put up a really embarrassing billboard on your property that faces where this new development would be. Something pornographic and horrible.

This is what it takes. You're fighting against a developer who's going to make millions and millions and millions from this.

This is what it takes. You're fighting against a developer who's going to make millions and millions and millions from this.

At least a couple of millions they're going to make.

At least a couple of millions they're going to make.

I mean, I have the same, I mean, I complain about my neighborhood in the same way. So if you remember my backyard, on the other side, it has been this giant empty lot. The whole time I've been here in Miami, it's been a big empty lot. And we looked it up the other day and when it was sold, it was sold with diagrams of like a giant apartment building, like huge. And I'm like, is that the plan?

I mean, I have the same, I mean, I complain about my neighborhood in the same way. So if you remember my backyard, on the other side, it has been this giant empty lot. The whole time I've been here in Miami, it's been a big empty lot. And we looked it up the other day and when it was sold, it was sold with diagrams of like a giant apartment building, like huge. And I'm like, is that the plan?

Oh, no. Because if that's the plan, there's going to be a huge apartment building just overlooking my backyard.

Oh, no. Because if that's the plan, there's going to be a huge apartment building just overlooking my backyard.

Where I'm just, like, walking around in my underwear all the time.

Where I'm just, like, walking around in my underwear all the time.

I, like, I'm going to increase that to, like, make it more annoying for the people that, yeah. So, like, the only way I stop this is to, like, play dirty, you know?

I, like, I'm going to increase that to, like, make it more annoying for the people that, yeah. So, like, the only way I stop this is to, like, play dirty, you know?

Yeah, like, dump radioactive material over the fence into the other side or something. Oh, jeez.

Yeah, like, dump radioactive material over the fence into the other side or something. Oh, jeez.

uh let's try the bomb vest thing i'm telling you i think okay so here's another thing i don't know if i told you about this i'm gonna say it publicly now which means i probably can never do it because it's incriminating uh next door to me is a more reasonably sized apartment building and they have like a parking lot and the parking lot is like basically neighboring my backyard at some point they complained that it was too dark in the parking lot and they needed like lights

uh let's try the bomb vest thing i'm telling you i think okay so here's another thing i don't know if i told you about this i'm gonna say it publicly now which means i probably can never do it because it's incriminating uh next door to me is a more reasonably sized apartment building and they have like a parking lot and the parking lot is like basically neighboring my backyard at some point they complained that it was too dark in the parking lot and they needed like lights

But for some reason, the response to this was to go crazy overboard and set up these gigantic floodlights that are on all the time. And one of them shoots a beam of light right into these two big double doors in my bedroom that are glass, through there into my bedroom. It doesn't really bother me. We have blinds and it's not the worst thing, but it would be better if that wasn't there.

But for some reason, the response to this was to go crazy overboard and set up these gigantic floodlights that are on all the time. And one of them shoots a beam of light right into these two big double doors in my bedroom that are glass, through there into my bedroom. It doesn't really bother me. We have blinds and it's not the worst thing, but it would be better if that wasn't there.