Dayla Stoner

Yo, what's going on, everybody? Name's De La Stoner. I recently stopped smoking blunts. I decided to start smoking joints now. But it's weird, though. Whenever I hang out with some friends, they'll pass me a blunt. And I'll grab it, and I'll look at it. But in my head, I don't want to smoke it. So I just pass it back to them. And so in my head, I'm thinking, do they think I'm racist?

And it really doesn't help that my black friend is the one that's passing me the blunt. And I was like, damn, I think he may think I'm racist. The first time I told my mom that I smoke weed, I thought she was going to be really happy about it. And it wasn't. She started crying. And she told me, I wish you would have told me you were gay instead. I was like, wow.

And then I had my aunt next to me and she said, fuck yeah, Mikko, I'm proud of you. Thank you guys, my time.

Yeah, I was high on some cheesecake when I wrote that one.

No, this is an empty dab bucket for anybody that smokes dabs.

I recently just quit my job this summer.

I worked for Kohl's Call Center. Did customer service. Kohl's, the store? Yeah, dude. K-O-H-L-S? Yeah, if you're calling for customer service, you were getting this guy high as fuck.

I used to put people on hold just to hit the bong real quick and then go back to taking calls.

Yeah, after COVID we went home and I was smoking really heavy back home.

No, because I did content. I do content. What kind of content? Stoner content, comedy content.

TikTok, Instagram, Facebook.

I make money from doing promos for dispensaries and stuff.

I would save so much weed.

No, I actually really did stop smoking blunts back in February.

I don't really smoke in the morning because I'll eat, like, a 500 milligram the night before, so I wake up still high. Is that true?

It's a lot of fun. It's one of my favorite things to do when I'm not doing content or comedy, just to get really high like that. Did you say hunting? Comedy or content.

Right before I got to go get my girlfriend lunch. You get your girlfriend lunch every day. Since I'm not working, I just sleep in, wake up high, and I'm like, cool, I'll take a shower, still stoned. At least you shower.

That's actually shocking. I'm a clean stoner sometimes.

Oh, I would definitely think about weed for sure if I wasn't gonna smoke. I wouldn't go nowhere because all my friends smoke weed. And so I'm just like, well, you know what? My girlfriend smokes too. So I would just probably just chill in the car all day. Just go to your car and sit in it? Just chill, yeah, because I'll be tempted to smoke.

How much a day do you spend on weed, would you say? Well, since I do content, not as much anymore because they kind of just like give it to me.